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Alright, so I go to the movies on Wednesday, and I got there a little early, so I decided to walk to the other end of the mall to get some candy from the convenience store during the wait. I saw Wanted by the way, which was pretty much terrible. Wall-E would've been an infinitely better choice, but I should be seeing that one next week.
Anyway, on to my story. I'm walking through the mall, and a woman behind me kind of keeping pace. After maybe ten seconds of being just a tiny bit behind me, she says:
"Hey, you were at the track practice this morning, weren't you?"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Yeah, I saw you there."
I think for a second, even though this is the first time I leave me house. I pretty confidently answer "Nope, wasn't me."
Her: "No, remember you left, and then you forgot something and had to come back? I was there."
Me: "Huh, I must have a twin or something."
And at this point I start to feel pretty bad, because this lady probably thinks that I'm just lying to her or something, because she seems pretty convinced. Either that, or it was secret CIA code and I just totally dropped the ball.
So I continue to think about it, and realize that the strangest thing about it is that there is someone out there that looks like me running track. I'm like 50 pounds overweight, I'm lucky if I can survive a 400m dash, much less compete in one. Who is this guy?
Anyway, on to my story. I'm walking through the mall, and a woman behind me kind of keeping pace. After maybe ten seconds of being just a tiny bit behind me, she says:
"Hey, you were at the track practice this morning, weren't you?"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Yeah, I saw you there."
I think for a second, even though this is the first time I leave me house. I pretty confidently answer "Nope, wasn't me."
Her: "No, remember you left, and then you forgot something and had to come back? I was there."
Me: "Huh, I must have a twin or something."
And at this point I start to feel pretty bad, because this lady probably thinks that I'm just lying to her or something, because she seems pretty convinced. Either that, or it was secret CIA code and I just totally dropped the ball.
So I continue to think about it, and realize that the strangest thing about it is that there is someone out there that looks like me running track. I'm like 50 pounds overweight, I'm lucky if I can survive a 400m dash, much less compete in one. Who is this guy?