OH MEMORIES
Ahahahahahaha OH BOY. They put out a new serial novel for Gundam Wing, based some time after Endless Waltz. The translations I've found so far have been pretty terribad (understandably so - translating manga is one thing, translating prose must be fucking hard as hell for someone who isn't a professional) bur I am going to read the hell out of this shit because summaries said the magic words: "Treize Khushrenada's background". It's gonna be SO AWFUL and I will have to, like, pretend none of it exists. Y'know, for this fandom that I haven't cared about in like seven years or something. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT TREIZE AND ZECHS ARE NOT SO SECRET EX-BOYFRIENDS, OKAY?
...AND I WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT MARIEMAIA IS ACTUALLY HIS DAUGHTER.
Because, you know, Zechs is OBVIOUSLY his ONE TRUE LOVE and a dude can't be bisexual or anything. Oh, younger self, you were so dumb. Although I do stand by the idea that Mariemaia isn't his daughter because a random, one-night stand with a nurse is absurdly out of character for him and the idea that he could have a daughter and not know about it seems ridiculous. He was literally the most powerful man on Earth and he didn't think to, ya know, check up on that lady he supposedly fell madly in love with while she was caring for him at the hospital? Yeah, I don't buy it. And we know Dekim lied to her about plenty of shit, why not lie about her parentage too? She didn't even LOOK like him. No forked eyebrows? Not his kid.
Forked eyebrows = obviously a dominant gene. Look at Dorothy and tell me that's not the case. I DARE YOU. (Search your heart, you know it to be true.)
I can't believe I just wrote all of that AND that I remembered Dekim's name without re-reading a summary of Endless Waltz. Oh god why. I could be using those braincells for social skills or something useful. Train time tables, for example.
Seriously though, someone on my friends list needs to care about this too so that we can both read and complain about how it's breaking everything.
420 Terrible 90s Anime Every Day. (13x6 4 LIFE - THEIR LOVE IS SO ONE SIDED BECAUSE TREIZE IS A CRAZY EX-BOYFRIENDPURE)
P.S. Special icon just for this post. Awwwwyis. Treize, you foxy opera watching bastard you.
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...AND I WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT MARIEMAIA IS ACTUALLY HIS DAUGHTER.
Because, you know, Zechs is OBVIOUSLY his ONE TRUE LOVE and a dude can't be bisexual or anything. Oh, younger self, you were so dumb. Although I do stand by the idea that Mariemaia isn't his daughter because a random, one-night stand with a nurse is absurdly out of character for him and the idea that he could have a daughter and not know about it seems ridiculous. He was literally the most powerful man on Earth and he didn't think to, ya know, check up on that lady he supposedly fell madly in love with while she was caring for him at the hospital? Yeah, I don't buy it. And we know Dekim lied to her about plenty of shit, why not lie about her parentage too? She didn't even LOOK like him. No forked eyebrows? Not his kid.
Forked eyebrows = obviously a dominant gene. Look at Dorothy and tell me that's not the case. I DARE YOU. (Search your heart, you know it to be true.)
I can't believe I just wrote all of that AND that I remembered Dekim's name without re-reading a summary of Endless Waltz. Oh god why. I could be using those braincells for social skills or something useful. Train time tables, for example.
Seriously though, someone on my friends list needs to care about this too so that we can both read and complain about how it's breaking everything.
420 Terrible 90s Anime Every Day. (13x6 4 LIFE - THEIR LOVE IS SO ONE SIDED BECAUSE TREIZE IS A CRAZY EX-BOYFRIENDPURE)
P.S. Special icon just for this post. Awwwwyis. Treize, you foxy opera watching bastard you.
This post has been brought to you by the time 7am and the letter L, for Loser.