My new type of Neighborhood...
Ah...8 o'clock, rise and shine. Man, I look out my window and I see my neighborhood, let me tell you, there are some real characters in my new type of neighborhood. First of all the community wants to knock us down because they think we're scum. Yeah, but we will all be waiting when the bulldosers come. Then there's this dude in number 69 who'se a transvestite, he's a man by day, but he's a woman at night. Then over in 666 there lives a Mister Miller, he's a local liquor and a serial killer! But you know, if you find the time, please, come on and style a while in my new type of neighborhood. This one dude comes and looks at my house and goes, "Who lives here man?" to me every day, he's mocking me or something. There's this one guy in #4 who swears he's Suddam Houssein! He says he's on a chart to start a third world war. Talk about wacky! But it's gets better. In number 18 there lives a Big Butch Queen, she's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean. I must admit, life is never boring in my new type of neighborhood. But you'd better come prepared cause they won't take us alive. In 110 they haven't paid the rent, so there goes the T.V. with the reapo-man. I love my my my new type of neighborhood. ;) In 999 they make a living from crime, the houes is always empty because they're all doing time. Who lives in a house like this...? Who lives in a house like this?