Jan 18, 2006 19:38
This is freaking hilarious.
Best Friends vs. Friends
-Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
-Best friends: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food!
-Friends: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
-Best friends: Calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
-Friends: Would bail you out of jail
-Best friends: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"
-Friends: Won't laugh at you.
-Best Friends: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!
-Friends: Has never seen you cry
-Best friends: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
-Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
-Best friends: Have you on speed dial
-Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
-Best friends: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
-Friends: Only knows a few things about you
-Best friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
-Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
-Best friends: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.
-Friends: Would knock on your front door
-Best friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
-Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...
-Best Friends: Are next to you making them!
-Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
-Best friends: They already know not to tell...
-Friends: Are only through highschool
-Best Friends: They are for life
-Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
-Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"
-Friends: Will leave you in a ditch
-Best Friends: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!
-Friends: Would ignore this letter
-Best friends: Will repost this