Voting and Vaginas

[neeshadm]

I am SO going to need extra therapy sessions when my kids are teenagers.  Today, my seven-yr-old walks into the kitchen, hands on hips.  My four-yr-old is right on her heels--clearly the backup, in case things get ugly.

The older one speaks for both.  Her tone is a mixture of hostility and accusation.  "Mommy, stop making things up.  What is the

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[neeshadm]

I think I handled myself quite well, actually. I pointed to their room and shrieked, "Bedtime!"

No, seriously, I said, "Um. It's a penis."

The older one narrowed her eyes at me, not sure if I was telling the truth. The little one muttered "penispenispenis" all the way back to their bedroom.

[jgurtler]

I have a 7 year old boy and he asked me why girls didn't have a penis. I said God gave them brains instead. ha ha ha . No I did not say that.

[neeshadm]

*hoots with laughter*

Dude, where's Janet, man?

[jgurtler]

Janet is safe in userpic land...!