Why Coldplay Sucks

[neesha86]

- Chris Martin's whiny voice
- Gwyneth Paltrow's bony ass
- they sound like U2
- elementary lyrics
- unnecessary rhyming
- lack of consistency when rhyming (ie. stop and up don't fucking rhyme)

An example of their crap:

Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light.
Climb up, up in the trees,
every chance that you get,
is a chance you seize.
How long am I gonna stand,
with my head stuck under the sand?
I'll start before I can stop,
before I see things the right way up.
(from "Speed of Sound")

Solution:
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