DIARY OF A JEW ON CHRISTMAS
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up at one o clock in the afternoon. I ate two cookies for breakfast. I sat on my ass until about 4. I got dressed and then went to dinner with the family. We ate Chinese Food, of course. It was delicious. My cousins are adorable. My grandma is cute. I wish I had some Christmas spirit in my house. Tomorrow is Channukah. My aunt and uncle will get me something cute and useless. My grandma will get me something confused and useless. There will be latkas and, if I have my way, sufganiyot. Uncle Moishe will not be attending, but I will have my brother to entertain me until the adults get drunk and start being funny. A good time will be had by all.
Until then,
Nina
Today I woke up at one o clock in the afternoon. I ate two cookies for breakfast. I sat on my ass until about 4. I got dressed and then went to dinner with the family. We ate Chinese Food, of course. It was delicious. My cousins are adorable. My grandma is cute. I wish I had some Christmas spirit in my house. Tomorrow is Channukah. My aunt and uncle will get me something cute and useless. My grandma will get me something confused and useless. There will be latkas and, if I have my way, sufganiyot. Uncle Moishe will not be attending, but I will have my brother to entertain me until the adults get drunk and start being funny. A good time will be had by all.
Until then,
Nina