todai i went to vizit the art gallery
there wuz art made owt of shoes and it looked relly delishus
i tryed to eat it, but some sekurity gard got relly relly mad at me and tryed to kick me owt
and i wuz all, "BUT I AM NEEL YUNG I WILL SING U A SONG"
and they were all, ORLY
so i sung them harvest moon and they kried
i think it wuz becuz i had not'nt showerd in 2 yrs
they gave me sum quartrs an asked me 2 leav
i took off mi pantz and screemed until i pased out
i woke up in a mcdonulds dumpstr & had brekfast and smoked some salmun
mmm salmum
sumtimes i like to buy a salmun and cuddle it in bed and i pretent that it is sam
i cudle and kiss her and pretent that the salmum has braces and i mak owt with it more
i hope salmun cant get pregnont
cuz i wood be paying lotz of salmun child suports!