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[needstospeakup]

Tachibana-san
Abducted by a monkey
Wish you were still here

Tachibana-san
Wandering in Osaka
Hope you are not dead

And Chitose-san
Lover of Tachibana
Hope you're alive too

And also Hat-kun
Protector and disciple
Please come back alive

((ooc: FOUR HAIKUS. Because I do not think 17 syllables should qualify as a fandom post. :| Just so you guys

Comments

[bananas_an]

Don't even mess with my guys.

[bananas_an]

You things may regenerate, but I can sure as hell make sure it HURTS. A LOT. Before you're killed. Go. Away.

[needstospeakup]

Uh thanks I guess is that a good thing and who are you you look kind of weird kind of like a radioactive elf...

[needstospeakup]

What why are you sad you don't really look so in your icon you look kind of happy maybe you should choose a better one...

[needstospeakup]

So go buy some custard or something don't just sit and complain about not having any that won't solve anything...

[bananas_an]

Don't talk to it, Shinji-kun. It's one of those pedo things. >_<

[needstospeakup]

Ew it's a pedo thing why is it talking to me I'm not a little kid I'm a teenager shouldn't it be arrested or something...

[bananas_an]

I don't know. I saw it and a friend over in Hiromi's journal yesterday. And it is. EW.

I don't think it should be arrested. I think all of them should be shredded--slowly and painfully--into a million pieces and dipped in acid and then any remainder fed to...damn...I don't hate any animal that much. But you get the picture.

You weren't here when Pedobear started in on Akira, were you?

[needstospeakup]

Pedobear went after Akira that's really gross when did this happen I guess I wasn't here then since I didn't see it you should kill that one...

[bananas_an]

On his birthday! I...um...sort of lost it and offered a bounty on it. Damn thing's been killed TWICE. They regenerate or something.