[02 - Audio] Anaylze

[needsnobottle]

[There's a shuffling sound, and then a grumbling that can't quite be made out. When she finally speaks, there's an odd edge to her voice; maybe panic, maybe anger, maybe something else entirely.]

Anyone care to explain why the tattoo I didn't want is now imitating poison oak and spreading up my leg?

[She pauses, and there's a bit more shuffling.]

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

you pii22ed 2omebody off, iit won't be long before you're ju2t one biig letter.

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[needsnobottle]

Yeah, and I don't need three guesses to figure out who that "2omebody" might be. [Yes she totally said that two-omebody.]

By the way, who taught you how to write? I'd demand your money back, if I were you.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

you people never recogniize proper wriitiing when you 2ee iit.

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[needsnobottle]

Oh yeah, it's totally us that's the problem.

Though I gotta say, your writing isn't nearly the quirkiest I've seen.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

of cour2e iit ii2.

2ome troll2 get pretty....creatiive.
or 2tupiid.

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[needsnobottle]

Trolls, huh?

I dunno, you get points for the color, which I like. And the double i's. But you lack puns, and the girl I'm thinking of puts them everywhere. It's pretty awesome.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

you talked two nepeta, huh?

text - because you can't speak an emoticon

[needsnobottle]

If she's the one with the :33 and the cat puns, yeah. I never did ask her name, now that I think about it.

text. i can, but they don't roll off the tounge very well :3

[thii2ii22tupiid]

yeah, that'2 nepeta, or the kiitty troll.

[audio] you're far more talented than I!

[needsnobottle]

What other kinds of trolls are there, then? If she's the kitty troll, I mean.

text. it takes a special talent ;P

[thii2ii22tupiid]

ju2t two, now, mutant freak2 and 2weaty a22hole2.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

So which one are you?

txt4eva!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

certaiinly not a 2weaty a22hole.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

So that makes you a mutant?

[thii2ii22tupiid]

yeah.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Least you're not a sweaty one.