I Kissed A Girl: Some Feelings
Too late for an ep reaction, but here is a list (with 15 because Weeds has incepted me) of things:
1. Klaine tell each other "you are perfect to me" to each other in the car. And have constant cravings for each other.
2. Blaine would so not do well at being left alone. But still, "we'll figure something out." (because, no, why does what I want matter?) (I don't necessarily mean that in a negative way but... oh bb ;__;)
3. Okay, so in this episode we got "there is actually a legitimate suicide risk for girls like Santana", a threat of corrective rape, "I am disowning you" grandma... my god this fucking show. (So does the realism count as a "continuity!fail", or...?)
4. I Kissed A Girl actually worked. It worked so hard. (Because Santana's still not going to sing a lesbian song about actually being an actual lesbian, but, progress <3)
5. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is now the most fucking depressing song ever.
6. Only Rachel Berry can be altruistic and simultaneously make it about herself. Rachel, to use an internet meme, YOU DUN GOOF'D. I get why, I do... but. Oh honey.
7. Was I meant to read this episode as "everyone pressuring Santana to come out"? Because I didn't get that at all. I mean even with Finn (who, okay, way to make the sweetest shit you've ever done ever also sneakily dubious), I just got the impression that it wasn't "hey, come out now!". It was "stop shutting us out because you can be yourself here." It was all... a lot, I get that, if I had that many people yelling at me to "BE MYSELF" before I got totally comfortable with who I was then I would've bagged out Blaine's bowties as well. (Also Foetus Face, jus' sayin'). But I think the intention was good. It was like "hey, we get that this is actually really dangerous for you right now, so here, have some support. You can be who you are in here, we won't judge and we will form a lesbian perimeter when people try to start shit".
8. Which, BY THE WAY, EVERYONE EVER IS A LESBIAN. And the best part is even Klaine love lesbians now. EVERYBODY LOVES LESBIANS. GIVES ME THE HAPPY FEELINGS. (Also oh my god can someone show me where the ND girls orgy!fic is now please? No srsly.)
9. Rory just loves everybody. Every frickin' body. As does, surprisingly, Sugar. Which is... no, okay, no I will not like her.
10. Shelby made me vacillate between wanting to hug her and wanting to throw up the whole time. JUST. PUCK. YOU'RE SO AMAZING. AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD YOU GUYS. And then you just... I get it, (I mean I don't get it, but) I do, but WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY BB. Officially joining ship Single Dad Puck for good now.
11. It took someone this fucking long to tell Quinn "hey, you've actually been messed up since you got pregnant". Took this fucking long for someone else to take the blame, to not lay it all on her. It took everyone until Quinn was saying I want to screw my life up that bad again just so I can have something in my life that isn't a sham to actually go "hey, that's a bit not right". "I'm not angry at you, I let you down. We all did." THANK YOU NOAH PUCKERMAN. And, oh yeah, someone fucking finally told Quinn she was allowed to have dreams.
Noah I think you win the episode? No wait, you come second. Santana obviously won. But omg you probably win my heart.
12. BEISTE. Oh dear. Oh me creys. Also you got a dream sequence the second time you sang, and it took Will two fucking seasons. Coach, I hand you a biscuit. (Oh and Cooter is the best thing to happen to Sue since Becky. jus' sayin'.)
13. Speaking of, Will. Just fuck you. You're making this fic harder and harder to write every episode. You're so deliciously toxic, and I don't even mean that in a 'delicious' way. I don't know what I'm saying. (Although the "focus, Puck" line totally gave me fun fodder to work with.)
14. How was this ep so perfect? Oh, wait, that's right........ <3
15. DAT PROMO, MAN. So much want. ALSO, there are no gold mini-shorts here, instead they are RED. RARRRGH. Gives me almost maybe a little bit good feelings about that storyline?
Colours stuff to come tomorrow, maybe?
Night!
(Oh GOD I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION MY KURT CREYS. "I need to go find Blaine" tho. BUT KURRRRRRRRT. He's still gon' get in though. Or, failing that, be a fabulous politician.)
1. Klaine tell each other "you are perfect to me" to each other in the car. And have constant cravings for each other.
2. Blaine would so not do well at being left alone. But still, "we'll figure something out." (because, no, why does what I want matter?) (I don't necessarily mean that in a negative way but... oh bb ;__;)
3. Okay, so in this episode we got "there is actually a legitimate suicide risk for girls like Santana", a threat of corrective rape, "I am disowning you" grandma... my god this fucking show. (So does the realism count as a "continuity!fail", or...?)
4. I Kissed A Girl actually worked. It worked so hard. (Because Santana's still not going to sing a lesbian song about actually being an actual lesbian, but, progress <3)
5. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is now the most fucking depressing song ever.
6. Only Rachel Berry can be altruistic and simultaneously make it about herself. Rachel, to use an internet meme, YOU DUN GOOF'D. I get why, I do... but. Oh honey.
7. Was I meant to read this episode as "everyone pressuring Santana to come out"? Because I didn't get that at all. I mean even with Finn (who, okay, way to make the sweetest shit you've ever done ever also sneakily dubious), I just got the impression that it wasn't "hey, come out now!". It was "stop shutting us out because you can be yourself here." It was all... a lot, I get that, if I had that many people yelling at me to "BE MYSELF" before I got totally comfortable with who I was then I would've bagged out Blaine's bowties as well. (Also Foetus Face, jus' sayin'). But I think the intention was good. It was like "hey, we get that this is actually really dangerous for you right now, so here, have some support. You can be who you are in here, we won't judge and we will form a lesbian perimeter when people try to start shit".
8. Which, BY THE WAY, EVERYONE EVER IS A LESBIAN. And the best part is even Klaine love lesbians now. EVERYBODY LOVES LESBIANS. GIVES ME THE HAPPY FEELINGS. (Also oh my god can someone show me where the ND girls orgy!fic is now please? No srsly.)
9. Rory just loves everybody. Every frickin' body. As does, surprisingly, Sugar. Which is... no, okay, no I will not like her.
10. Shelby made me vacillate between wanting to hug her and wanting to throw up the whole time. JUST. PUCK. YOU'RE SO AMAZING. AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD YOU GUYS. And then you just... I get it, (I mean I don't get it, but) I do, but WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY BB. Officially joining ship Single Dad Puck for good now.
11. It took someone this fucking long to tell Quinn "hey, you've actually been messed up since you got pregnant". Took this fucking long for someone else to take the blame, to not lay it all on her. It took everyone until Quinn was saying I want to screw my life up that bad again just so I can have something in my life that isn't a sham to actually go "hey, that's a bit not right". "I'm not angry at you, I let you down. We all did." THANK YOU NOAH PUCKERMAN. And, oh yeah, someone fucking finally told Quinn she was allowed to have dreams.
Noah I think you win the episode? No wait, you come second. Santana obviously won. But omg you probably win my heart.
12. BEISTE. Oh dear. Oh me creys. Also you got a dream sequence the second time you sang, and it took Will two fucking seasons. Coach, I hand you a biscuit. (Oh and Cooter is the best thing to happen to Sue since Becky. jus' sayin'.)
13. Speaking of, Will. Just fuck you. You're making this fic harder and harder to write every episode. You're so deliciously toxic, and I don't even mean that in a 'delicious' way. I don't know what I'm saying. (Although the "focus, Puck" line totally gave me fun fodder to work with.)
14. How was this ep so perfect? Oh, wait, that's right........ <3
15. DAT PROMO, MAN. So much want. ALSO, there are no gold mini-shorts here, instead they are RED. RARRRGH. Gives me almost maybe a little bit good feelings about that storyline?
Colours stuff to come tomorrow, maybe?
Night!
(Oh GOD I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION MY KURT CREYS. "I need to go find Blaine" tho. BUT KURRRRRRRRT. He's still gon' get in though. Or, failing that, be a fabulous politician.)