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Beyond be over-emotionalness:
1. The Clown Pig looks like a koala and NO ONE will ever convince me differently.
2. I have so many feelings I cannot even.
3. Hello there, Blaine Anderson, nice to know you can sing your own feelings if you're playing someone else. (He had his DSB moment you guys, let me DIE).
4. All the Quinn stuff made me want to curl up into a ball and crey forever. Poor baby... (Also, why is it that everyone complaaaaaaaaains forever about how Beth is never "explicitly mentioned", even though the signs of it are still there... and then when she IS and that whole storyline is ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT, everyone gets the shits with it again?) And, ugh, getting her baby back, this was so always coming and it, yet again, HURT.S
Also, Noah Puckerman I will hug you until you die. It HURTS.
5. Shipping Blartie, Beistchel and Emmurt (Kemma? Pillsmul?). NO REGRETS.
6. So much meta. The magic thing, the UNICORNS thing, Kurt "going through Hell" last year, Brittany realising that she's magic too. JUST. Brittany in this episode was pretty much my favourite thing in the whole wide world (and Santana telling her she's a genius, JUST, FINE, MAKE ME CRY TEARS OF JOY EVERYWHERE WHY DON'T YOU?
7. Will Schuester I officially do not like you at all. I pretty much don't care at this stage. You are currently irredeemably disgusting. Thank you.
8. How does Sue always manage to WIN even though she's being manipulative and shit? Seriously, what she said to Quinn (i.e. SMOKING KILLS) was a billion times better than most of what Schue and Shelby said. (Which, grrrrr).
9. Are people going to regard Shelby being there at the beginning of Somewhere a continuity error and an excuse to call RIB bad writers?
10. Burt Hummel, thank you for your existence. Just. Thank you.
11. I need my garage sex, like, now. (Oh wait, I'm the one writing it, shit.)
12. All of my tears for the passing storylines. Especially, AUGH, Kurt, he just kept saying it, "I want to pass". Just. BABYYYYYY. (The Shakespeare scene hurt so bad in the same way Little Pink Houses did. egehgehghe. But Rachel telling Kurt "no no you can kiss me!" made me ship it even harder.)
13. Becky Jackson you can do far better than Will Schuester. Find someone with free-flowing locks and half a sense of human decency, please. (Also you are a bamf and can we be best friends, like, yesterday?)
14. Most of these are just me trying to fill up the list so it's at 15. (Hee, always thinking of ya Weeds...)
15. Basically, this episode was, true to form, absolutelycrazyfuckingperfect. The colours, the meta, the "Oh hey, so now we're actually going to TALK about all these things you think we've been ignoring that we haven't, and while we're at it we're going to REALLY REALLY MAKE IT HURT, how's that for continuity, huh fandom?" Everything. Was. Unicorns.
Okay, now I want to talk about Blaine again, because I cannot get over this. It was the first time we saw Blaine sing alone, sing something for him. He stood up there in his Don't Stop Believin' outfit (in almost-Don't-Stop-Believin'-Red), and, for the first time, HE ALSO SANG HIS OWN FEELINGS. It's nice to know he can do that if there's an intermediary i.e. he's playing Tony, so he can sing Blaine's feelings but because it's Tony it doesn't really count.
He had his very own DSB moment, and it was so full of HOPE and BELIEF and fucking TRIUMPH. I think it's safe to say he's a real boy now.
And, well, this was the first time we've seen him nervous before a performance. Usually he's totally cool, he can bung on the stage face in two seconds, but this time, when he was actually singing what Blaine and not someone else was actually feeling--he was all stumbly and nervous and meek and it was beautiful. I want to know what this Something that is Coming is, because sldgjaslkdjg it will be awesome (insert obvious innuendo here).
And then they took my shiny happiness and stepped on it repeatedly like they were stepping on bees.
I know tumblr took it as a positive thing that Blaine would give up a lead role for his boyfriend, but I really, really want him to say yes and take the role, because Blaine doesn't do things for him, he's always what other people need him to be (and now that I've seen the real, legit actual Blaine I REALLY REALLY NEED MORE OF IT); especially for Kurt. Which is lovely but not healthy. And I'm still not sure that Kurt understands that yet.
But Kurt's face when he hears they want him to play Tony. Blaine's face, the shock, the confliction, just. BBs, YOU MATTER.
So yeah, I really hope Blaine takes the role, I really hope Kurt is okay, I really hope they can talk about this, and I really, really need to go watch Something's Coming again and again and again.
That's all, for now.
(ETA: guys: Lucy-->Lucifer. O_O I LOVE YOU GLEE.)
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