1.1.01.01.010: juggling after 4pm.
[This is pushed under everyone's door EXCEPT infirmary doctors and Snape. As he is harbouring a fugitive an infirmary doctor.]
This questionnaire is designed to research into the causes of so called 'Barge Comas' by collecting information and using it to either eliminate certain theories, or to find a pattern within the information provided. Nobody is obliged to respond to this questionnaire, or respond to all of the questions, but the more answers provided, the more we can potentially find out.
Please return completed questionnaires in the sealed envelope provided to my room, 8/4, and direct any questions to me - Eddie Russett - in a private message. Your cooperation is much appreciated.
As these questions are of a private nature, I can assure you the documents will be kept in the most secure place I have at my disposal, and all questionnaires remain anonymous and confidential.
1. Have you ever suffered from a Barge Coma? YES/NO.
- If no, please skip to Question 19. If yes, please continue.
2. How long did it last?
a) 1-2 days
b) 2 days - a week
c) two weeks - a month
d) more than a month.
3. What were you doing at the time it struck?
a) sleeping
b) a leisure activity
c) working
d) physical activity
e) other. (please specify)
4. Had you recently taken, or been exposed to, any chemicals or drugs*? YES/NO
*Chemicals including cleaning products and produced chemicals. Drugs including both prescribed and recreational.
5. Were you alone when it happened? YES/NO.
If yes, skip to question 7.
6. If you were not alone, who were you with?
a) Your warden/inmate.
b) Your wife significant other.
c) A friend.
d) someone else (please specify nature of relationship)
7. Whilst you were in the 'coma', did you experience any dreams or unusual experiences?
YES/NO/CAN'T REMEMBER.
8. Have you experienced, or know of, any similar phenomenon in your own worlds? YES/NO.
If no, please skip to question 12.
9. If you have experienced something similar before, is it something you have a history of, or a one off occasion? If there is a history, please elaborate as much as possible.
10. Is said phenomenon considered dangerous in your own world? YES/NO.
If no, please skip to question 12.
11. If yes, is there a particular method of treatment or prevention? YES/NO (if yes, please elaborate)
12. Were there any noticeable differences after you awoke from the coma? YES/NO.
13. How would you describe your physical health before the coma?
a) Good
b) Average
c) Poor
d) Exceptionally poor (death toll, for example)
14. How would you describe your mental health before the coma?
a) Good
b) Average
c) Poor
d) Exceptionally poor (death toll, for example)
e) Abnormal/Flood affected.
15. What is the standard method of administration of medicine in your world? Circle all that apply.
a) Intravenously
b) Orally (pills, medicines, that kind of thing)
c) via the visual cortex
d) Inhalation
e) Other - please elaborate.
16. Were there any significant events that happened during your coma (for example, floods, ports, anything else of note or unusual)? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 19
17. If yes, please specify type of event.
a) Flood
b) Port
c) Event caused by resident of the Barge
d) Other (please elaborate)
18. If yes, do you feel like the event would have been:
a) traumatic for you
b) something in which you could have helped or prevented
c) a situation in which you were likely to die
d) None of the above
e) All of the above.
19. Have you ever experienced the death toll? YES/NO.
20. Do you have a job or specific role on board? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 22.
21. If yes, is that job:
a) Technical (the engine room, maintainance etc)
b) Security based (taking inventory, checking locks, keeping dangerous items)
c) a necessary service to the collective (kitchen staff, infirmary staff etc)
d) an academic or leisure service to the collective (library staff, spa staff we have a spa?)
e) Other. Please specify.
22. Have you ever discovered anyone in a coma? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 26
23. Describe, in as much detail as possible, their apparent state of health (were they just asleep, or did they seem ill, for example):
24. Did you try any methods known to you to revive them? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 26.
25. If yes, what methods did you attempt?
26. Do you feel concerned about the threat of going into a coma or not? YES/NO.
The following questions have no bearing except statistical patterns:
27. Are you:
a) Warden
b) Inmate
28. Are you:
a) Male
b) Female
29. Are you:
a) Human (homo sapiens/homo coloribus/powered or magical human)
b) Time Lord
c) Undead (vampire or similar)
d) Other - please specify
30. Please select age range:
a) 15 - 25
b) 25 - 35
c) 35 - 45
d) 45 - 55
e) 55 - 65
f) 65 +
g) If you have longer than a human lifespan, please provide applicable age range here.
Your time and effort in filling this in are appreciated. If you would like to be included on a filter detailing our current investigations into this matter, or would like to help please send me a private message and I will add you to it.
[Private to Jane]
I am never reading so many beiging medical texts and the dictionary can go to magnolia for all I care.
So many obsolete words, Jane. Ugh.
((ooc: Eddie... is a bit of a bureaucrat at heart. And is a touch naive and thinks people won't take the piss. I encourage people to do so, whole heartedly. :D. Also, he WOULD have sent this to the coma-investigation team first... but I've only got one day off in which to write it, so can we assume he did? pleeeeeeeeeease?
Also, Eddie has deliberately missed out the infirmary. He has conspiracy theories. Feel free to sell him out to them, though.))
This questionnaire is designed to research into the causes of so called 'Barge Comas' by collecting information and using it to either eliminate certain theories, or to find a pattern within the information provided. Nobody is obliged to respond to this questionnaire, or respond to all of the questions, but the more answers provided, the more we can potentially find out.
Please return completed questionnaires in the sealed envelope provided to my room, 8/4, and direct any questions to me - Eddie Russett - in a private message. Your cooperation is much appreciated.
As these questions are of a private nature, I can assure you the documents will be kept in the most secure place I have at my disposal, and all questionnaires remain anonymous and confidential.
1. Have you ever suffered from a Barge Coma? YES/NO.
- If no, please skip to Question 19. If yes, please continue.
2. How long did it last?
a) 1-2 days
b) 2 days - a week
c) two weeks - a month
d) more than a month.
3. What were you doing at the time it struck?
a) sleeping
b) a leisure activity
c) working
d) physical activity
e) other. (please specify)
4. Had you recently taken, or been exposed to, any chemicals or drugs*? YES/NO
*Chemicals including cleaning products and produced chemicals. Drugs including both prescribed and recreational.
5. Were you alone when it happened? YES/NO.
If yes, skip to question 7.
6. If you were not alone, who were you with?
a) Your warden/inmate.
b) Your wife significant other.
c) A friend.
d) someone else (please specify nature of relationship)
7. Whilst you were in the 'coma', did you experience any dreams or unusual experiences?
YES/NO/CAN'T REMEMBER.
8. Have you experienced, or know of, any similar phenomenon in your own worlds? YES/NO.
If no, please skip to question 12.
9. If you have experienced something similar before, is it something you have a history of, or a one off occasion? If there is a history, please elaborate as much as possible.
10. Is said phenomenon considered dangerous in your own world? YES/NO.
If no, please skip to question 12.
11. If yes, is there a particular method of treatment or prevention? YES/NO (if yes, please elaborate)
12. Were there any noticeable differences after you awoke from the coma? YES/NO.
13. How would you describe your physical health before the coma?
a) Good
b) Average
c) Poor
d) Exceptionally poor (death toll, for example)
14. How would you describe your mental health before the coma?
a) Good
b) Average
c) Poor
d) Exceptionally poor (death toll, for example)
e) Abnormal/Flood affected.
15. What is the standard method of administration of medicine in your world? Circle all that apply.
a) Intravenously
b) Orally (pills, medicines, that kind of thing)
c) via the visual cortex
d) Inhalation
e) Other - please elaborate.
16. Were there any significant events that happened during your coma (for example, floods, ports, anything else of note or unusual)? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 19
17. If yes, please specify type of event.
a) Flood
b) Port
c) Event caused by resident of the Barge
d) Other (please elaborate)
18. If yes, do you feel like the event would have been:
a) traumatic for you
b) something in which you could have helped or prevented
c) a situation in which you were likely to die
d) None of the above
e) All of the above.
19. Have you ever experienced the death toll? YES/NO.
20. Do you have a job or specific role on board? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 22.
21. If yes, is that job:
a) Technical (the engine room, maintainance etc)
b) Security based (taking inventory, checking locks, keeping dangerous items)
c) a necessary service to the collective (kitchen staff, infirmary staff etc)
d) an academic or leisure service to the collective (library staff, spa staff we have a spa?)
e) Other. Please specify.
22. Have you ever discovered anyone in a coma? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 26
23. Describe, in as much detail as possible, their apparent state of health (were they just asleep, or did they seem ill, for example):
24. Did you try any methods known to you to revive them? YES/NO.
If no, skip to question 26.
25. If yes, what methods did you attempt?
26. Do you feel concerned about the threat of going into a coma or not? YES/NO.
The following questions have no bearing except statistical patterns:
27. Are you:
a) Warden
b) Inmate
28. Are you:
a) Male
b) Female
29. Are you:
a) Human (homo sapiens/homo coloribus/powered or magical human)
b) Time Lord
c) Undead (vampire or similar)
d) Other - please specify
30. Please select age range:
a) 15 - 25
b) 25 - 35
c) 35 - 45
d) 45 - 55
e) 55 - 65
f) 65 +
g) If you have longer than a human lifespan, please provide applicable age range here.
Your time and effort in filling this in are appreciated. If you would like to be included on a filter detailing our current investigations into this matter, or would like to help please send me a private message and I will add you to it.
[Private to Jane]
I am never reading so many beiging medical texts and the dictionary can go to magnolia for all I care.
So many obsolete words, Jane. Ugh.
((ooc: Eddie... is a bit of a bureaucrat at heart. And is a touch naive and thinks people won't take the piss. I encourage people to do so, whole heartedly. :D. Also, he WOULD have sent this to the coma-investigation team first... but I've only got one day off in which to write it, so can we assume he did? pleeeeeeeeeease?
Also, Eddie has deliberately missed out the infirmary. He has conspiracy theories. Feel free to sell him out to them, though.))