Mar 31, 2010 14:30
To: bcarson@spd.gov
From: acarson@spd.gov
Subject: Squid-raising 101
Hey, have you noticed anything weird about Cam-Mollusc recently? Off his feed, you think? He keeps rolling his ball over to the shelf with my dinosaur figures on it and knocking them all down.
love, Xander
P.S. Dinner at that place with the two-headed waiters tonight?
[E-mail is to the boy, obviously, but Xander's around for incoming mail, calls, or twinkies.]
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