So you'd think with the day off from the
construction site, Xander would be able to have a nice relaxing time - sleep in, kick back, put the cell on silent, watch some tv, right? Well, it had started that way. Then he checked his voicemail.
First there was a prank-call from
Mel, which he had to
admit got him for a second. Then one from a
complete stranger asking to partake of his skills in girl-talk. Which was... sort of a compliment, he
guessed?
Then the
offer of not-in-public OMGWTFNO from that wizard kid, which he had to call
Bridge about becausesdkj see OMGWTFNO, then the
bowling invite which was actually nice, even if he didn't recognise the voice. Maybe
Dawn would fill him in on who it was, since he passed it on to her. Then
Isabel asking if he wanted some Gatorade, which again, nice, if random. Not that she'd ever come over with it after he
called her back.
Just when he'd thought they were getting less weird, there was the call from
the kid who captured his twinkie (
*) which was less of the OMGWTFNO and more of the WOW HI AWKWARD and FLAIL but also aww, and he had to think about his
reply for a while before he knew what to say.
And then bang zoom, straight into the
OMGWTFWTFWTF with a message from Bridge, and no answer when he tried to
call back to find out what was going on.
And then there was what was clearly a
wrong number from Peter but added worries about his BFF's relationship to Xander's concern about his own, and following that....
Well, following that was
the Mountie who clearly got hit on the head by an I-beam this morning which left Xander feeling guilty about not being at the site, and following that was the one that is responsible for Xander's current state of staring in wide-eyed horror at his phone - because
THAT is so not Bridge. Not that he doesn't kind of wish Bridge would call him and say something like that, but it's NOT, so... asdfghjkl!
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[OOC: Open for that one dude. You know, him.]