"Shut up." Xander was not talking to a frog. At all.
Okay, maybe it'd be more accurate to say Xander was not speaking to the frog. What? Jeremiah kept staring at him.
"Did
Giles put you up to this? Dawn?" Xander had a unique definition of 'not speaking,' yes.
"Rideep?" //Cricketplz?//
"I'm so not having this discussion with you. And not just because I don't speak Frog."
Xander wasn't talking to a frog; he was putting a frog tank in the bedroom.
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[OOC: For the BFF]