Catorce: On the subject of this stupid balloon island

[needs_a_plan]

I refuse to believe that there's no way to get up to some of these buildings with jumping on a bunch of goddamn balloons. I don't believe it.

You know what? I bet that's why these people were so excited to see newcomers. Watching idiots fall to their deaths must be a national pastime.

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[key_destination]

I don't know about you guys, but it sounds really fun.

...Not the falling to their death parts, I mean.

[needs_a_plan]

You're young; you haven't had time to learn the evils of the world.

...What was your name again?

[key_destination]

....Yeah, but I've seen a lot of different worlds.

Roxas.

[needs_a_plan]

I'm mostly making fun of you; don't worry about it.

Right. You.

[key_destination]

But you're right- I'm not that old.

Yeah, me.

[needs_a_plan]

How old are you?

[key_destination]

Uhhh...427 days old.

[needs_a_plan]

...

I'm pretty sure you're older than that.

[key_destination]

Nope, I'm really that old. 427 Days since I first woke up.

[needs_a_plan]

Since you what, now?

[key_destination]

Since I first woke up.

[needs_a_plan]

That was an "explain yourself" what, not a "repeat yourself" what.

[key_destination]

Oh, right.

Uhhh...I was someone before, but I woke up like this and without memories.

[needs_a_plan]

...Okay, I hate to burst your bubble, but just because you don't remember how old you are doesn't mean you're less than two years old.

[key_destination]

Yeah, you would say that, but it's a little more complicated.

[needs_a_plan]

How would you know? You just said you don't remember.