Doce: This is all eerily familiar.

[needs_a_plan]

Uh, we might have a slight issue regarding the whole Lupin-suddenly-disappearing...situation.

...Primarily in the fact that it turns out we don't know how to steer a boat.

Now, mind you, everything would have been fine if SOMEONE hadn't let her dog eat the instructions, but I'll reserve judgment until we're no longer marooned on a rock in the

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[snotlout]

Nooooot gonna work.

[needs_a_plan]

No, I-- what? I'm not trying to break it.

[snotlout]

So, what are you? Some sort of wimpy mcwimperdon?

[needs_a_plan]

...Who are you?

[snotlout]

Well, I get to boss you around, be cooler and bigger than you and wear an awesome hat. I'm like a really cool mother.

[needs_a_plan]

I'm pretty sure none of those things are true. How old are you?

[snotlout]

Old enough to play with guns.

[needs_a_plan]

...I'm not touching that one.

[snotlout]

Good because these puppies are DANGEROUS!!!

[needs_a_plan]

...

You know, you're not supposed to drink seawater.

[snotlout]

...you're not? It's water isn't it? And SALT. PEOPLE EAT SALT ON MEAT!!!

[needs_a_plan]

No, it dehydrates you and damages your brain. You really don't seem like you can handle any more of that.

[snotlout]

I LIKE MY MEAT SALTY!!

[needs_a_plan]

...

Okay, yeah, you know what? Give the seawater a try.

[snotlout]

Named Snotlout.

[snotlout]

Ha-CHYA!!