Once: Video Post: If someone is trying to make me homesick, it's not working

[needs_a_plan]

[The video clicks on, and at first there's only a clattering noise and a blur of color, as if the screen is being jostled around. Then, Tulio's face comes into view, so close to the camera that he's taking up the whole monitor.]

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

[Suddenly, with another violent jostle, the view readjusts to reveal more of Tulio

Comments

[garotamalandro]

He's ugly as fuck.

[needs_a_plan]

Yes, yes he is. And he's even meaner than he is ugly.

[garotamalandro]

Kick him the the balls.

[needs_a_plan]

He's incorporeal, chica, I can't.

[garotamalandro]

Incor-

A freaking ghost then? Why don't I have one?

[needs_a_plan]

I have no idea. Some people do, some don't.

...Is there anyone you have regrets about?

[garotamalandro]

Regrets?

[garotamalandro]

Yes.

[needs_a_plan]

...Do you mind if I ask who?

[garotamalandro]

Pepe Lima.

I hope she doesn't show up here.

[needs_a_plan]

Who is she?

[garotamalandro]

Someone who asked me to save her and I didn't.

[needs_a_plan]

...Ah. Yeah. Sorry.