Once: Video Post: If someone is trying to make me homesick, it's not working

[needs_a_plan]

[The video clicks on, and at first there's only a clattering noise and a blur of color, as if the screen is being jostled around. Then, Tulio's face comes into view, so close to the camera that he's taking up the whole monitor.]

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

[Suddenly, with another violent jostle, the view readjusts to reveal more of Tulio

Comments

[goldenchel]

Tulio, what the hell is going on? Are you alright?

[needs_a_plan]

I have no idea! It's Cortés, he's...haunting me. It's happening to a lot of people, but nobody knows WHY. You don't have any, do you?

[goldenchel]

Tzekel-Kan. Honestly, I'm glad it's not just me. I thought he'd - cast a spell or something at first to get back at us. Idiot priest.

[needs_a_plan]

Oh my god, are you kidding?? How did I not notice!?

[goldenchel]

It's fine. He's just a nuisance.

[needs_a_plan]

Let me guess: staring expressionlessly, following you around?

[goldenchel]

Yeah.

It was pretty unnerving for a while. At least until I figured out he can't actually do anything to me.

[needs_a_plan]

Yeah, I don't think they're going to do anything at all. But...this is weird. Any ideas on how to get rid of them?

[goldenchel]

You think he'd still be hanging around if I knew how to get rid of him?

There were prayers in El Dorado. Chants, for banishing spirits. I never really put much stock into them, but you can try if you want.

[goldenchel]

I mean, I can guarantee that they don't work, and you'll look like an idiot doing them, but if it makes you feel better to try..

[needs_a_plan]

...Yeah, that's...what I thought.

Let's just stick to science, shall we?

[needs_a_plan]

...

Well, it's a little hard to see from under the table.