Ocho: Story of my life

[needs_a_plan]

Okay kids, good news/bad news time

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[best_thief_ever]

Whether you come to us or us to you, it's not a problem. This bad boy can go 90 miles per hour at the touch of a button.

[needs_a_plan]

Do you think you can meet us, then? It'd be easier than trying to get Nami to switch paths.

[needs_a_plan]

...If you do, I'll, uh...see what I can do about...compensating you for the trouble.

/Tulio hasn't seen the money journal? lol! XD

[best_thief]

Eihihihi, our whole boat is stuffed with so much money, we can barely move. I think I'll let you slide this time.

[needs_a_plan]

...Oh. Oh, that. That was you? Jesus, that's...lucky.

[bestthief_ever]

Very lucky indeed.

[needs_a_plan]

Uh-huh.

[bestthief_ever]

What? What's with that look?

[needs_a_plan]

That's my "I don't believe in luck" face.

[bestthief_ever]

Heeey, I happen to know luck is essential to the life of a thief!

[needs_a_plan]

No, no. Cheating is essential to the life of a thief. Similar effect, big difference.

[theebestthief]

If I weren't lucky I would have been shot in the face by now. Of course, they call it cheating death, too, so I suppose we're at an impasse.

[needs_a_plan]

I like to call that "dodging", personally.

[best_thief]

Actually, the situation I was referring to was that they were about to shoot me in the head but were crushed by a boulder. They should know better than to face off in a crumbling cave.

[needs_a_plan]

...

Okay, that does SEEM lucky.

[theebestthief]

Oi, oi, or--the time I was about to get hit with a missile and Pops roped me and pulled me away from it just in time, even though he had no clue a missile was even coming! He just wanted to arrest me.