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What is your name?:Jordyn Caleb Carl Tucker Are you named after anyone?:Yes. My uncle Carl. What's your screename?:seiferaistlinlp2 Would you name a child of yours after you?:No. If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Alexandria. If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:I don't know; don't really have too many friends to choose from.... Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:Not really. Well, the 'y' in my first name is often an 'a' when I receive forms from the office and such, but I am used to it. Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:Probably. Shit, I'm going to drop it whether I become famous or not. BasicsYour gender::Male Straight/Gay/Bi::Straight Single?:...yes, starting about 13 hours ago....:[sigh]:. If not, do you want to be?:I'm not. Birthdate::09.09.89 Your age::14 Age you act::20 something, probably. Age you wish you were::I dunno. 19? Your height::5'4 1/4" Eye color::Blue/gray Happy with it?:Sure. People adore my eyes. Hair color::Brown/black sometimes Happy with it?:I guess. Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::Ambidextrous Your living arrangement::...Let's just suffice it to say "crap." Your family::Crap. Have any pets?:Yes. A dog. Whats your job?:I don't have one. Piercings?:None. Tattoos?:None. Obsessions?:One...Michelle Allen.... Addictions?:See previous answer.... Do you speak another language?:Spanish, Draconic, Latin Have a favorite quote?:"Death is Life's only certainty."--Raistlin Majere Do you have a webpage?:Yeah. Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?:Sometimes. Depends on what's going on in the moment. Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:No. Do you have any secrets?:Fuck yes. Do you hate yourself?:All the time. Do you like your handwriting?:Yes; it is unreadable to anyone but me, usually. Do you have any bad habits?:Many. What is the compliment you get from most people?:My eyes...right after they make fun of my glasses. Fuck people. If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:Shit What's your biggest fear?:Being alone, yet I desire to be. Can you sing?:Somewhat. Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:No. Are you a loner?:Yes...God yes.... What are your #1 priorities in life?:Me If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:Probably not; I'm a dick. Are you a daredevil?:Not really. I have a fear of heights. Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:Everything. Especially my temper. That's fear AND anger.... Are you passive or agressive?:Definitely aggressive. Do you have a journal?:A LiveJournal. What is your greatest strength and weakness?:My ability to feel no emotion. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:...My intelligence level. I would like to be average...Wait, wtf am i saying? I want to be even more intelligent. Do you think you are emotionally strong?:Sometimes. Sometimes I just crack. Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:Many, many things.... Do you think life has been good so far?:Fuck no. What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:That it always gets you in the end, no matter what is going fine. What do you like the most about your body?:The fact that one day it will be nothing but dust. And least?:That it exists. Do you think you are good looking?:No. Are you confident?:No. What is the fictional character you are most like?:Raistlin Majere from Dragonlance Are you perceived wrongly?:Yes, all the time. Do You...Smoke?:Sometimes. Do drugs?:No. Read the newspaper?:No. Pray?:No. Go to church?:I don't believe in God. Talk to strangers who IM you?:Why not? Sleep with stuffed animals?:No. Take walks in the rain?:All the time. I did today--er, rather, yesterday.... Talk to people even though you hate them?:Yes. Drive?:No. Like to drive fast?:See last question. Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?:Yes. Hurt yourself?:I currently self-mutilate myself. Been out of the country?:No. Eaten something that made other people sick?:Yes. Been in love?:...yes.... Done drugs?:Yes. Gone skinny dipping?:No. Had a medical emergency?:Yes. Had surgery?:No. Ran away from home?:Yes. Played strip poker?:No. Gotten beaten up?:Yes. Beaten someone up?:Many times. Been picked on?:Every day. Been on stage?:Yes. Slept outdoors?:Yes. Thought about suicide?:All the time, but it is weakness.... Pulled an all nighter?:I am right now. If yes, what is your record?:109 consecutive hours of no sleep. Gone one day without food?:Yes. Talked on the phone all night?:Yes. Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:Yes. Slept all day?:Yes. Killed someone?:I wish. Made out with a stranger?:Nope. Had sex with a stranger?:Nope; I'm a virgin. Thought you're going crazy?:I am. Kissed the same sex?:No. Done anything sexual with the same sex?:No. Been betrayed?:...That's a dumb question...YES Had a dream that came true?:All the time. Broken the law?:Oh come on. I break the law all the time. Met a famous person?:No. Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:Yes. On purpose?:No. Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:Yes. Stolen anything?:Yes. Been on radio/tv?:Yes. Been in a mosh-pit?:Yes. Had a nervous breakdown?:Yes....recently Bungee jumped?:No. Had a dream that kept coming back?:Yes. BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?:It's possible, I guess. Miracles?:No. Astrology?:Yes. Magic?:Yes. God?:Fuck no. He can suck my cock. Satan?:No; if I don't believe in God, why would I believe in Satan? Also, if I did belive in God, wouldn't that requrie me to believe in Satan? Santa?:No. Ghosts?:Yes. Luck?:Not luck, rather...karma. Love at first sight?:Yes. Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:Yes. Witches?:Yes. Easter bunny?:No. Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:Yes. Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:Fuck no. I'm a pessimist. Do you wish on stars?:No; I wish they would crash to the Earth. Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:No. Do you think God has a gender?:He doesn't exist. Do you believe in organized religion?:Sure, just not in the traditional sense. Where do you think we go when we die?:I don't honestly know what I think. FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?:Yes. Who is your best friend?:...Chris Wilson. Who's the one person that knows most about you?:...Mike Ferguson. What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:Remember everything you see and hear. Your favourite inside joke?:Dining room table (currently...though that really really hurts to think about) Thing you're picked on most about?:Glasses or weight. Doesn't matter. Who's your longest known friend?:Chris Wilson; ten years. Newest?:Lee Taulbee Shyest?:...Is Michelle considered a friend...? If so, I guess she would be it. Funniest?:Trevor Campbell or Dan Patrick. Sweetest?:......Michelle Closest?:.......Michelle Weirdest?:.........Michelle Smartest?:Myself. I am not a friend to myself, but I felt like being arrogant. Ditziest?:I don't have ditzy friends. Friends you miss being close to the most?:.........Michelle Last person you talked to online?:Lee Taulbee Who do you talk to most online?:...........Michelle Who are you on the phone with most?:...........Michelle Who do you trust most?:...........Michelle Who listens to your problems?:........A lot of people Who do you fight most with?:...Nick Meadows/Lee Taulbee Who's the nicest?:I don't know. Who's the most outgoing?:I don't know/care. Who's the best singer?:I don't know/care/want to know. Who's on your shit-list?: Everyone.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Yeah...female friends.Who's your second family?:No one. Do you always feel understood?:Fuck no. I never do. Who's the loudest friend?:I don't know. Do you trust others easily?:...No. Who's house were you last at?:I'm at Jason Biser's right now. Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::....Michelle....I miss her.... Do your friends know you?:Not really. Friend that lives farthest away::Chris Mayo; Tennessee Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?:Sometimes. What do you find romantic?:A lot of things. Turn-on?:There's too much to even put here. Turn-off?:A lot of those, too. First kiss?:...That's a hard one. I'm gonna say Michelle though....God I miss her.... If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:...Bad for telling them to piss off. Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:I would rather know them first as a friend. It always seems to evolve into love easier that way. Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:Not really.... The two main relationships in my life have been caused by the female part. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:Yeah, I guess. Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:...Michelle says she does....I really miss her so much.... What is best about the opposite sex?:Girls always seem to have a good sense of humor. What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:You know...comes 'round once a month....has an abbreviation....i'm not saying any more. What's the last present someone gave you?:...Fuck, I can't remember. Are you in love?:Yes...but I don't think she's in love with me any more.... Do you consider your significant other hot?:Don't have one...yeah, I considered her hot, though....god i really miss her....so much...i wanna die.... Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you?:Michelle You wanted to kill?:Taulbee That you laughed at?:Taulbee That laughed at you?:Probably Taulbee That turned you on?:....Michelle....:[deep deep sigh]:. You went shopping with?:...Can't remember. That broke your heart?:........Michelle......... To disappoint you?:Lizzie To ask you out?: LizzieTo make you cry?:....Michelle..... To brighten up your day?:Dan That you thought about?:...Michelle.... You saw a movie with?:Eric You talked to on the phone?:...Lizzie You talked to through IM/ICQ?:Taulbee You saw?:Gary--right before he went to sleep You lost?:I can't take it anymore...I'm crying....Michelle.... Right This Moment...Are you going out?:no Will it be with your significant other?:no Or some random person?:no What are you wearing right now?:black t-shirt and black pants Body part you're touching right now::none What are you worried about right now?:how i'm feeling because i'm thinking aobut michelle way too much...there's a sword over there i might cut with.... What book are you reading?:Dalamar the Dark What's on your mousepad?:I don't have a mousepad Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::hurt, sad, suicidal, depressed, morose Are you bored?:not really Are you tired?:somewhat; i'll take some caffeine to fix that Are you talking to anyone online?:no, it's 6:16 A.M. Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:see previous answer Are you lonely or content?:...seriously fucking lonely Are you listening to music?:Avenged Sevenfold
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What is your name?:Jordyn Caleb Carl Tucker Are you named after anyone?:Yes. My uncle Carl. What's your screename?:seiferaistlinlp2 Would you name a child of yours after you?:No. If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Alexandria. If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:I don't know; don't really have too many friends to choose from.... Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:Not really. Well, the 'y' in my first name is often an 'a' when I receive forms from the office and such, but I am used to it. Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:Probably. Shit, I'm going to drop it whether I become famous or not. BasicsYour gender::Male Straight/Gay/Bi::Straight Single?:...yes, starting about 13 hours ago....:[sigh]:. If not, do you want to be?:I'm not. Birthdate::09.09.89 Your age::14 Age you act::20 something, probably. Age you wish you were::I dunno. 19? Your height::5'4 1/4" Eye color::Blue/gray Happy with it?:Sure. People adore my eyes. Hair color::Brown/black sometimes Happy with it?:I guess. Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::Ambidextrous Your living arrangement::...Let's just suffice it to say "crap." Your family::Crap. Have any pets?:Yes. A dog. Whats your job?:I don't have one. Piercings?:None. Tattoos?:None. Obsessions?:One...Michelle Allen.... Addictions?:See previous answer.... Do you speak another language?:Spanish, Draconic, Latin Have a favorite quote?:"Death is Life's only certainty."--Raistlin Majere Do you have a webpage?:Yeah. Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?:Sometimes. Depends on what's going on in the moment. Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:No. Do you have any secrets?:Fuck yes. Do you hate yourself?:All the time. Do you like your handwriting?:Yes; it is unreadable to anyone but me, usually. Do you have any bad habits?:Many. What is the compliment you get from most people?:My eyes...right after they make fun of my glasses. Fuck people. If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:Shit What's your biggest fear?:Being alone, yet I desire to be. Can you sing?:Somewhat. Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:No. Are you a loner?:Yes...God yes.... What are your #1 priorities in life?:Me If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:Probably not; I'm a dick. Are you a daredevil?:Not really. I have a fear of heights. Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:Everything. Especially my temper. That's fear AND anger.... Are you passive or agressive?:Definitely aggressive. Do you have a journal?:A LiveJournal. What is your greatest strength and weakness?:My ability to feel no emotion. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:...My intelligence level. I would like to be average...Wait, wtf am i saying? I want to be even more intelligent. Do you think you are emotionally strong?:Sometimes. Sometimes I just crack. Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:Many, many things.... Do you think life has been good so far?:Fuck no. What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:That it always gets you in the end, no matter what is going fine. What do you like the most about your body?:The fact that one day it will be nothing but dust. And least?:That it exists. Do you think you are good looking?:No. Are you confident?:No. What is the fictional character you are most like?:Raistlin Majere from Dragonlance Are you perceived wrongly?:Yes, all the time. Do You...Smoke?:Sometimes. Do drugs?:No. Read the newspaper?:No. Pray?:No. Go to church?:I don't believe in God. Talk to strangers who IM you?:Why not? Sleep with stuffed animals?:No. Take walks in the rain?:All the time. I did today--er, rather, yesterday.... Talk to people even though you hate them?:Yes. Drive?:No. Like to drive fast?:See last question. Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?:Yes. Hurt yourself?:I currently self-mutilate myself. Been out of the country?:No. Eaten something that made other people sick?:Yes. Been in love?:...yes.... Done drugs?:Yes. Gone skinny dipping?:No. Had a medical emergency?:Yes. Had surgery?:No. Ran away from home?:Yes. Played strip poker?:No. Gotten beaten up?:Yes. Beaten someone up?:Many times. Been picked on?:Every day. Been on stage?:Yes. Slept outdoors?:Yes. Thought about suicide?:All the time, but it is weakness.... Pulled an all nighter?:I am right now. If yes, what is your record?:109 consecutive hours of no sleep. Gone one day without food?:Yes. Talked on the phone all night?:Yes. Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:Yes. Slept all day?:Yes. Killed someone?:I wish. Made out with a stranger?:Nope. Had sex with a stranger?:Nope; I'm a virgin. Thought you're going crazy?:I am. Kissed the same sex?:No. Done anything sexual with the same sex?:No. Been betrayed?:...That's a dumb question...YES Had a dream that came true?:All the time. Broken the law?:Oh come on. I break the law all the time. Met a famous person?:No. Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:Yes. On purpose?:No. Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:Yes. Stolen anything?:Yes. Been on radio/tv?:Yes. Been in a mosh-pit?:Yes. Had a nervous breakdown?:Yes....recently Bungee jumped?:No. Had a dream that kept coming back?:Yes. BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?:It's possible, I guess. Miracles?:No. Astrology?:Yes. Magic?:Yes. God?:Fuck no. He can suck my cock. Satan?:No; if I don't believe in God, why would I believe in Satan? Also, if I did belive in God, wouldn't that requrie me to believe in Satan? Santa?:No. Ghosts?:Yes. Luck?:Not luck, rather...karma. Love at first sight?:Yes. Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:Yes. Witches?:Yes. Easter bunny?:No. Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:Yes. Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:Fuck no. I'm a pessimist. Do you wish on stars?:No; I wish they would crash to the Earth. Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:No. Do you think God has a gender?:He doesn't exist. Do you believe in organized religion?:Sure, just not in the traditional sense. Where do you think we go when we die?:I don't honestly know what I think. FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?:Yes. Who is your best friend?:...Chris Wilson. Who's the one person that knows most about you?:...Mike Ferguson. What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:Remember everything you see and hear. Your favourite inside joke?:Dining room table (currently...though that really really hurts to think about) Thing you're picked on most about?:Glasses or weight. Doesn't matter. Who's your longest known friend?:Chris Wilson; ten years. Newest?:Lee Taulbee Shyest?:...Is Michelle considered a friend...? If so, I guess she would be it. Funniest?:Trevor Campbell or Dan Patrick. Sweetest?:......Michelle Closest?:.......Michelle Weirdest?:.........Michelle Smartest?:Myself. I am not a friend to myself, but I felt like being arrogant. Ditziest?:I don't have ditzy friends. Friends you miss being close to the most?:.........Michelle Last person you talked to online?:Lee Taulbee Who do you talk to most online?:...........Michelle Who are you on the phone with most?:...........Michelle Who do you trust most?:...........Michelle Who listens to your problems?:........A lot of people Who do you fight most with?:...Nick Meadows/Lee Taulbee Who's the nicest?:I don't know. Who's the most outgoing?:I don't know/care. Who's the best singer?:I don't know/care/want to know. Who's on your shit-list?: Everyone.Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Yeah...female friends.Who's your second family?:No one. Do you always feel understood?:Fuck no. I never do. Who's the loudest friend?:I don't know. Do you trust others easily?:...No. Who's house were you last at?:I'm at Jason Biser's right now. Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::....Michelle....I miss her.... Do your friends know you?:Not really. Friend that lives farthest away::Chris Mayo; Tennessee Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?:Sometimes. What do you find romantic?:A lot of things. Turn-on?:There's too much to even put here. Turn-off?:A lot of those, too. First kiss?:...That's a hard one. I'm gonna say Michelle though....God I miss her.... If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:...Bad for telling them to piss off. Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:I would rather know them first as a friend. It always seems to evolve into love easier that way. Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:Not really.... The two main relationships in my life have been caused by the female part. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:Yeah, I guess. Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:...Michelle says she does....I really miss her so much.... What is best about the opposite sex?:Girls always seem to have a good sense of humor. What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:You know...comes 'round once a month....has an abbreviation....i'm not saying any more. What's the last present someone gave you?:...Fuck, I can't remember. Are you in love?:Yes...but I don't think she's in love with me any more.... Do you consider your significant other hot?:Don't have one...yeah, I considered her hot, though....god i really miss her....so much...i wanna die.... Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you?:Michelle You wanted to kill?:Taulbee That you laughed at?:Taulbee That laughed at you?:Probably Taulbee That turned you on?:....Michelle....:[deep deep sigh]:. You went shopping with?:...Can't remember. That broke your heart?:........Michelle......... To disappoint you?:Lizzie To ask you out?: LizzieTo make you cry?:....Michelle..... To brighten up your day?:Dan That you thought about?:...Michelle.... You saw a movie with?:Eric You talked to on the phone?:...Lizzie You talked to through IM/ICQ?:Taulbee You saw?:Gary--right before he went to sleep You lost?:I can't take it anymore...I'm crying....Michelle.... Right This Moment...Are you going out?:no Will it be with your significant other?:no Or some random person?:no What are you wearing right now?:black t-shirt and black pants Body part you're touching right now::none What are you worried about right now?:how i'm feeling because i'm thinking aobut michelle way too much...there's a sword over there i might cut with.... What book are you reading?:Dalamar the Dark What's on your mousepad?:I don't have a mousepad Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::hurt, sad, suicidal, depressed, morose Are you bored?:not really Are you tired?:somewhat; i'll take some caffeine to fix that Are you talking to anyone online?:no, it's 6:16 A.M. Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:see previous answer Are you lonely or content?:...seriously fucking lonely Are you listening to music?:Avenged Sevenfold
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