every fucking day i have to see people celebrate their fucking birthday on facebook.
so, you join facebook and at some point during that first year your date of birth passes. and you discover that facebook reminds your friends when your birthday is, and 150 of your so-called friends cover your "wall" with meaningless comments like "happy birthday" or some "clever" variant of "happy birthday". when this happens to you the first time, if you don't immediately remove your birthdate from your profile, you are a self-absorbed egotistical prick. end of story.