// you see i cannot be forsaken //
xmas party at needle_spoon's house!!
stonescorpion
stonescorpion drank 14 white wines, 6 vodkas, 15 white russians, 8 cognacs, 3 coffee liqueurs and 8 ciders.
stonescorpion moaned continually throughout the evening, calling
needle_spoon a dirty sober bastard.
needle_spoon
proceeded to beat
stonescorpion with a claw hammer.
In the middle of the night
stonescorpion woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.
blueshelly20
blueshelly20 drank 5 ales.
blueshelly20 made violent love with
___xtina___ on top of the television.
so_glamourous16
so_glamourous16 drank 10 aftershocks, 10 stouts, 13 hot toddys, 5 mescals and 3 vodkas.
seiffer66
seiffer66 drank 12 ciders, 8 stouts and 15 white russians.
pervyfaerie
pervyfaerie drank a white wine, 13 brandys, 9 absinthes and 9 rums.
needle_spoon
needle_spoon drank 10 aligator bites, 9 white russians, 7 gins and a pernod.
hellokittycore
hellokittycore drank 11 aftershocks and 14 stouts.
___xtina___
___xtina___ drank 10 pernods and a cognac.
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 2 people barfed everywhere including
seiffer66,
pervyfaerie.
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now that's just funny. hooray for xmas. commercialism wins again! though i can't complain... *taps new iPod*
i'll have something interesting, and infinitely more intelligent soon. scout's honor!