Ten signs you're having SAS withdrawl
top ten signs you're having SAS withdrawls
1. You demand that your bank show your accout balance in Dong.
2. You break down and cry at the lunch table when you realize
that yet again, there will be no daily noon report.
3. You begin talking to your digital camera, which never leaves your
wrist because, "Its the only one around who can understand what you've
been through."
4. You hide in your room and put a sign on the door saying
"No pollywogs allowed."
6. You find yourself stocking up on Petpo
5. Even though you're 21, you feel the need to take alchol
into your apartment wrapped in your sleeping bag at the bottom
of your backpack.
7. When your friend Jason asks you how the trip was, you respond,
"Thanks for asking Jason, it was super." And you mean it.
8. You feel the need to go find some tourists who cannot speak english,
show them all around your city and insist they stay in your house.
9. You feel cheated when $20 doesn't get you a half hour massage
on the beach, a motorbike ride, a six pack of beer, 3 tee shirts,
and 4 DVDs
10. Constantly early for work after compulsively setting your clock forward
nightly
1. You demand that your bank show your accout balance in Dong.
2. You break down and cry at the lunch table when you realize
that yet again, there will be no daily noon report.
3. You begin talking to your digital camera, which never leaves your
wrist because, "Its the only one around who can understand what you've
been through."
4. You hide in your room and put a sign on the door saying
"No pollywogs allowed."
6. You find yourself stocking up on Petpo
5. Even though you're 21, you feel the need to take alchol
into your apartment wrapped in your sleeping bag at the bottom
of your backpack.
7. When your friend Jason asks you how the trip was, you respond,
"Thanks for asking Jason, it was super." And you mean it.
8. You feel the need to go find some tourists who cannot speak english,
show them all around your city and insist they stay in your house.
9. You feel cheated when $20 doesn't get you a half hour massage
on the beach, a motorbike ride, a six pack of beer, 3 tee shirts,
and 4 DVDs
10. Constantly early for work after compulsively setting your clock forward
nightly