It's strangely compelling...

[need_some_rope]

Oi, Murphy! I think I want ta start a home workout routine... thing...

Comments

[4_thee_my_lord]

Where the fuck did yeh find that shite??

[need_some_rope]

Fucken internet, of course.

[4_thee_my_lord]

Did yeh order it??

[need_some_rope]

Will do, as soon as I borrow Roc's credit card.

[4_thee_my_lord]

Order two!! We can do the back-to-back shite at the bar! Compete!!

[need_some_rope]

Aye? Yeh want ta? Fuck yeah, we can do that! Work out an' tug 'em together!

[4_thee_my_lord]

Aye! We can have races and all!

[need_some_rope]

How will we know when I won?

[4_thee_my_lord]

As always. When yeh get tired first then we'll know I won.

[need_some_rope]

Fuck yeh! I could tug it all night without needin' a break! Yer the one that'll tire first, an' then I'll take yers an' tug that too!

[4_thee_my_lord]

That's 'cause yer little soldier takes forever, Con'! Or maybe yeh take all that time only 'cause yeh love the sport so much... See? Yeh even want ta tug mine now!

[need_some_rope]

[need_some_rope]

[need_some_rope]

What the fuck are yeh talkin' about?

[4_thee_my_lord]

Yeh said it yerself!

Not only yeh spend years tuggin' it, but yeh love it so much yeh want ta tug mine too!

[need_some_rope]

I don't fucken know, do I? I've not got it yet, I'm jus' hypothesizing...