I'm in the basement you're in the sky

[need_my_coffee]

Dev has given me an opportunity to talk to god. It's a bot thingy on the internet. It's a waste of time, but it's so damn entertaining.....


Me:

Oh great...

God:

How can I help you? I'm glad you liked it .

Me:

I'm trying not to fall asleep

God:

I am glad to hear that you are trying not to fall asleep.

Me:

Good for you.

God:

That sounds sarcastic.

Me:

Because it is. How observant of you.

God:

Good reason. Fascinating.

Me:

What is it to you?

God:

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Me:

Ok.

God:

I understand.

Me:

Thank god.

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

Taking all the credit I see.

God:

All?

Me:

As usual.

God:

Do you mean your name is usual ?

Me:

If you want it to be, darlin'.

God:

If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

What would you like to do with it?

God:

Let's talk about movies.

Me:

A change of subject?

God:

I did not know that.

Me:

Of course not.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

I never am.

God:

You've never, never done this?

Me:

Nope, never, never, ever.

God:

Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

Good.

God:

It is always a pleasure to serve you, .

Me:

Of course it's a pleasure.

God:

Ayuh. ever is a pleasure. I suppose that makes sense.