1st Mission

Nov 24, 2009 02:11

[The phone is picked up, followed by a long silence. Sounds as if someone is attempting to dial the phone a few times are heard, followed by the deep, gravelly voice of a long-time smoker.]

Ugh, goddamn antique.

[Suddenly a loud bang is heard, as if the receiver were tossed carelessly on a table. The voice sounds a bit of distance away now.] ( Read more... )

need scissors 61, snake, intro

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:11:01 UTC
...Welcome to Mayfield.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 09:14:28 UTC
What the hell is Mayfield?

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:16:16 UTC
The town you're stuck in now.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 09:30:57 UTC
And how the hell did that happen?

You're with the Patriots, aren't you?

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:33:01 UTC
No. I'm with RED.

No one really quite knows how it happens...but you're stuck here, can't leave, town starts repeating after awhile...and a whole bunch of other crap.

Long story short: it sucks.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 09:38:07 UTC
RED? You Russian?

So...I'm kidnapped, and brought to a weird place where the town loops?

Are you kidding me? This is the real world, shit like that isn't possible.

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:41:11 UTC
...No, one of our members is, though. Reliable Excavation Demolition.

I'm not kidding. It's very real. Try it for yourself and see.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 09:48:57 UTC
Yea, right.

And the second I set foot outside everyone's on me. Good try, Patriots...or Liquid...whoever in the hell is screwing with me here.

Pretty good, however in the hell you got all my nanomachines out, though. You people really had this planned out.

Its not gonna last.

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:51:21 UTC
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My name is Pyro. I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about. The most you'll get outside are some drones. Don't piss them off and especially don't get the attention of the cops around here or you'll be brainwashed for a little while.

Everything that's familiar or shows where you came form is gone. My weapons, suits, and even my scars were taken.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 09:53:43 UTC
Huh.

I'm dreaming, gotta be it.

[Silence for a moment.]

...that actually hurt.

[More silence, the sounds of a cigarette being lit.]

Well, isn't this nice? So what is this, some kind of magical land?

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 09:54:34 UTC
No, not really. It's weird as hell.

Who the hell are you, anyway?

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 10:00:44 UTC
You can call me Snake.

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 10:04:51 UTC
Have fun adjusting, Snake. You'll get used to it after awhile.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 10:08:16 UTC
Ugh.

Do they sell better cigarettes around here?

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muffled_noises November 24 2009, 10:13:57 UTC
Not really. Lucky Strikes are the best you'll get.

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need_a_smoke November 24 2009, 10:18:29 UTC
Ugh.

If I didn't know any better I'd really think this was Hell.

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