Nov 28, 2005 12:04
My dad had a black eye on Wednesday when I got home. My sister said he offered her three versions of the story:
1) He and my mom were playing a card game and he won, so she punched him in the face.
2) He got hurt in a sex romp.
3) My mom elbowed him in the middle of the night while they were sleeping.
Since I had to be subject to thought #2, I feel it is only fair that the rest of the world must also be subject to it.
(By the way, it was #3. But WOW was it a shiner!!)
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