Fine, technically it was Forest Whitaker
There is little in this world as comforting as the sudden knowledge that how the soul of Idi Amin, who lives in a dorm room on the far end of campus (not Au's campus, mind. Just... A campus), wants to give you a new computer in exchange for the broken shards of your current laptop, which you broke... skydiving? (Here things get vague, because that was earlier in the dream) And you know he wants it to take over all creation or something but he'll do something terrible to you if you don't give in, and maybe you can give him a pdf of the core D&D books and maybe he'll leave you alone? You know, that?
That was just a dream.
... Right?