Stolen from
karalea First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
2.Violet Baudelaire (The Series of Unfortunate Events)
3. Roger Davis (Rent)
4. Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)
5. Angel Dumott Shunard (Rent)
6.Christine Daae (Phantom of the Opera)
7. Daisy Duck (Disney)
8. Doctor Dillamond (Wicked)
9. Brooklyn (BKLN: The Musical)
10. Phoebe Bouffet (Friends)
11. Vittoria Vetra (Angels and Demons)
12. Kate Monster (Avenue Q)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Christine and Vittoria? I don't even like the Phantom fandom! Eeeeeew! no!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um, Elaine Benes is not hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kate Monster and Doctor Dillamond would be a cute couple! I mean, a pregnant talking male goat is ALMOST a monster!
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't read BKLN fics.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
WTF no.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
all New Yorkers! But Angel/Phoebe because they're both kind of nuts.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I don't think that's appropriate for a Disney character.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
One day on the way back from a club, Roger gets lost in the West Village and ends up at Central Perk, where a kind blond girl welcomes him in to her circle of friends. Phoebe and Roger then retreat into the snow outside.
Snippet: I should tell you I’m HIVpositive/ I should tell you I’m pregnant with my brothers baby
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ron and Doctor Dillamond? I highly doubt it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kate Monster gets dumped by Princeton and she goes off to eat ice cream and watch cartoons of Daisy.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sorry, that spot is saved for Hermione.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
What the hell is with your constant asking rude questions about Seven? It’s Daisy Duck! She’s a Disney character! Not a slut!
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Definitley. Finally, a questions that applied.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. My friends are all too theatre-y to do a book.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Violet Baudelaire is underage.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
OH MY GOD! I HAVE ELBOWS!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Something Bad. Wow, that’s so creative.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ron. Christine Daae and Kate Monster….includes wizard, monster and opera sex.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I have nothing to say.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don’t know, a few days ago?
What is Six's super-secrit kink?
She has an Angel of Music.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
NO. NEITHER DRUNK OR SOBER. DIFFERENT CONTINENTS.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Roger’s cooler.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Ron and Brooklyn are in a happy relationship until Booklyn runs off with Elaine. Ron, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Vittoria Vetra and a brief unhappy affair with Kate Monster, then follows the wise advice of Angel and finds true love with Roger.
Ron/Roger might be awesome, actually. I would call it Screwed Up: The Musical
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I’d feel like punching Winnie Holzman.