Finally, One Of Those Music Guess Posts

[neddiedrow]

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random

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[purple_chalk]

Three would be Gloria. No idea who wrote that, though.

[neddiedrow]

Three would not be Gloria, though I have her version. It is, however, among the three most covered songs in history.

[purple_chalk]

Really? Hm. I lose, then.

Also, what's the coolest way to die, in your opinion? Am writing...

[neddiedrow]

Dear, there are no cool ways to die. That said, I can give you some comparatively acceptable ones...

In Bed.
After Great Exertion To Save Another.
At An Event In Your Honour.

[purple_chalk]

Not acceptable. I mean, like, the sort of thing people will talk about years later. (And, again, hi, fiction.)

(And, wow, commas.)

[neddiedrow]

During very public sex, after great exertion to save another, a combination of the two, on the field of battle, in the midst of a completely absurd activity.

[purple_chalk]

Hrm... this is helpful. Thank you.

[neddiedrow]

May I note that melee combat is much more suitable than ranged.

[purple_chalk]

I may have to send you the story as it thus stands, to give you an idea of what I'm looking for...

[neddiedrow]

Yes, love.