Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Yesterday, I rescued
xr_zer0x from being sacrificed (-200 points). In November, I stopped
regulus_a_b from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
sparda219 (65 points). In April, I fed
fishy_waters to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (120 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Neddiedrow
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