Things I'm Glad I Didn't Say to Ron Perlman
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Things I'm Glad I Didn't Say to Ron Perlman When I Saw Him Walking His Dog in the West Village
"Hellboyyyyyyye!"
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"Are they making a Hellboy 3?"
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"Do you want me to throw that baggie away for you?"
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"Wow, you're smaller in person."
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"You and David Attenborough are my two biggest man-crushes right now."
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"I have this thing I've been working on?"
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"I kind of thought your dog would be bigger."
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"Are you going to see Beauty and the Beast in 3D? Because you were in that Beauty and the Beast TV show? Remember?"
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[fist-bump]
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"Pardon me, do you know where Ground Zero is?"
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"'Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom: if you want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself.' From Blade 2? Remember?"
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"Oh can my wife please take a picture of us please?"
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"I love your work."
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"Do you follow Kurt Sutter's Twitter?"
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"Love you, man." (I did actually say this.)