Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

[necturus]

D-O-N, A-L-D, T-R-U-M-P.

[Yes, his name actually fits the song, and even rhymes! Who knew?]

Come along and sing the song and join the G.O.P.

D-O-N, A-L-D, T-R-U-M-P.

Donald Trump (Mickey Mouse!)
Donald Trump (Mickey Mouse!)
Forever let us hold our banners high (high, high, high);

Now it's time to say good-bye to our democracy,

D-O-N...
N-you real soon!

A-L-D...
D? Because Americans are so gullible!

T-R-U-M-P!