READ!!!!
This is a link to a harry potter fan fic called "the naked quidditch match" its so fecking funny, if you love harry potter then its worth reading. Im on the 3rd chapter and already fell out my chair laughing
http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html
"Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort!
I DiD, I DiD
I Did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
hahahahaha
To: lestrange@azkaban.com
From: Lucius Malfoy
Re: "Dark Lord of Sith"
The old boy has been watching the "Star Wars" trilogy again. Damn Muggles. It's obviously rattled his brains some more. Now he's the "Dark Lord of Sith" If he starts wearing a black shiny mask and breathing heavy, I'm outta here.
Anyway, we have a small legal situation on the horizon. Problem being, our Master has killed off all the lawyers we've hired to represent him. Any suggestions?
Good luck with the Dementors! Hope you've got that drool problem under control.
- Lucky
http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html
"Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort!
I DiD, I DiD
I Did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
hahahahaha
To: lestrange@azkaban.com
From: Lucius Malfoy
Re: "Dark Lord of Sith"
The old boy has been watching the "Star Wars" trilogy again. Damn Muggles. It's obviously rattled his brains some more. Now he's the "Dark Lord of Sith" If he starts wearing a black shiny mask and breathing heavy, I'm outta here.
Anyway, we have a small legal situation on the horizon. Problem being, our Master has killed off all the lawyers we've hired to represent him. Any suggestions?
Good luck with the Dementors! Hope you've got that drool problem under control.
- Lucky