how to eat phallic hotdogs whilst messing with your friend's heads
Okay, granted, all hotdogs are phallic. But this hotdog was just WOW.
If this hotdog were a person it'd be a pr0n star :P The wetzel pretzel dog, wow.
doesn't help that I have been reading yaoi solid for the past week. Not at all. The pretzel dough wrapped around the dog like a blanket, well, not a "decent" meal makes. Poor Lingy. I had her laughing so hard she couldn't eat her dog at first. (we had to find a corner in a petshop to eat in peace, whilst a baby horned lizard kept staring at us)
And me, being the awful person that I am, didn't make the eating of the phallic dog any easier. What? I couldn't help it. I was coming (heh, I said coming) off of a yaoi/porn binge, my mind was on the gutter, and messing with Ling is so much fun cuz she's sooo cute, and she always laughs at my jokes. (love you lingy!) But maybe the moaning was a bit much :X
Gotta say, I've never had so much fun eating a dog before. My face was starting to hurt already (wait, I mean, from laughing so much) And the pretzel-bun was pretty good too. You should try it. It was soo big and juicy and hmm, I want another one.
Maybe I'll make a story out of that one.
If this hotdog were a person it'd be a pr0n star :P The wetzel pretzel dog, wow.
doesn't help that I have been reading yaoi solid for the past week. Not at all. The pretzel dough wrapped around the dog like a blanket, well, not a "decent" meal makes. Poor Lingy. I had her laughing so hard she couldn't eat her dog at first. (we had to find a corner in a petshop to eat in peace, whilst a baby horned lizard kept staring at us)
And me, being the awful person that I am, didn't make the eating of the phallic dog any easier. What? I couldn't help it. I was coming (heh, I said coming) off of a yaoi/porn binge, my mind was on the gutter, and messing with Ling is so much fun cuz she's sooo cute, and she always laughs at my jokes. (love you lingy!) But maybe the moaning was a bit much :X
Gotta say, I've never had so much fun eating a dog before. My face was starting to hurt already (wait, I mean, from laughing so much) And the pretzel-bun was pretty good too. You should try it. It was soo big and juicy and hmm, I want another one.
Maybe I'll make a story out of that one.