My hands!
So...
I'm getting old. I mean, I don't look it: my genes are good like that (thank you grannie! Thank you grandpa!) but that doesn't work on one particular body part.
My hands are aging: you can see it. They are old. They are 29 years old. The veins stand out, and they're not as smooth as I'd like them to be. Oddly enough, seeing as hands are the only thing that can't lie about their age, you'd think they'd make anti-wrinkle hand lotions; but they don't!
I bought this "age-defying" hand lotion the other day. Except I hadn't noticed that the age defying bit was sunscreen. Not a moisturizer, not elasticin (or whatever the hell it's called), it was sunblock. What the fudge, man? My hands are aging and there's not a damn thing I can do about it! I think I'll go the Madonna route and start wearing fingerless gloves XD
Speaking of hands, I was watching this thing on tv the other day and they said that a person's hands can tell you their gender: a man's ring finger is longer than his index; a woman's ring finger is shorter than her index finger.
My ring finder is LONGER than my index finger...
I'm getting old. I mean, I don't look it: my genes are good like that (thank you grannie! Thank you grandpa!) but that doesn't work on one particular body part.
My hands are aging: you can see it. They are old. They are 29 years old. The veins stand out, and they're not as smooth as I'd like them to be. Oddly enough, seeing as hands are the only thing that can't lie about their age, you'd think they'd make anti-wrinkle hand lotions; but they don't!
I bought this "age-defying" hand lotion the other day. Except I hadn't noticed that the age defying bit was sunscreen. Not a moisturizer, not elasticin (or whatever the hell it's called), it was sunblock. What the fudge, man? My hands are aging and there's not a damn thing I can do about it! I think I'll go the Madonna route and start wearing fingerless gloves XD
Speaking of hands, I was watching this thing on tv the other day and they said that a person's hands can tell you their gender: a man's ring finger is longer than his index; a woman's ring finger is shorter than her index finger.
My ring finder is LONGER than my index finger...