Surprisingly Brutal Cunt-Fist Fuck. Twice a day since 1986. You Stupid Bitch.
ahaha. i win. Here's a survey
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Fuck no you damn Kentuckyan. I mean FUCK!!
2. Ran away: From what?
3. Pictured your crush naked: DUHHHHHHHHHH ya fuck
4. Actually seen your crush naked: Close :P
5. Broken someone's heart: no
6. Been in love: I'm currently in love, it's the 5th time
7. Cried when someone died: Yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: HURRRRRR
9. Broken a bone: Of my own? no
10. Drank alcohol: mmm...beer
11. Lied: I never lie and my name is Antonio Banderas
12. Cried in school?: I think once or twice in kindergarden or 1st grade or some shit
WHICH IS BETTER
13. COKE OR PEPSI: Fucking PEPSI you stupid bitch. 24 hours a day. me and my bottle
14. SPRITE OR 7UP: Sprite fucking owns the shit out of 7up with a garden hose
15. GIRLS OR GUYS: HERES ALL PUSSY WORSHIP
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY: Candy of course
17. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: Shaving is poor
18. QUIET OR LOUD: quiet or loud WHAT?
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: for what purpose
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: NONE OF THE ABOVE
21. TALL OR SHORT: My girl is hella short, so you figure it out
22. PANTS OR SHORTS: Pants. Men should know show their legs to people, it should be a crime punishable by a FACEKICK
WITH THE OPPOSITE EITHER SEX
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: Hair
24. LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH: DANCING IS FOR MALLGOTH RAVERS WHO NEED PHYSICAL CONTACT TO BE INDIVIDUAL
25. WORST QUESTION TO ASK: "do you listen to eminem?" No, I have a fucking brain
THE LAST TIME
26. SHOWERED: this morning you stupid bitch
27. HAD SEX: with another person?
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: I'm always having a great time with the opposite sex (*)(*)
WHAT IS
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: HERES NO LUCK OF THE IRISH JEWSLAMMER
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: That person protesting the war, you know
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Got paid
?? FAVORITES
32. COLOR: FAVORITE COLORS ARE FOR FAGS
33. MOVIE: too many to list
34. BOOK: Atlas Shrugged
35. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: HERES NO SCHOOL ASSBURGLAR
36. JUICE: ORANGE YOU STUPID BITCH
37. CARS: the kind that work
38. ICE CREAM: anything with candy in it
39. DAY: THE DAY IS GAY
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: EGGS YOU DUMB WHORE
42. PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: Bed :P
?? WHO
43. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Brendon or Ben
44. MAKES YOU SMILE: Kristin
45. GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: Kristin
46. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: most of the girls I know and one guy *shudder*
WHO?
47. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: My girlfriend
48. CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER NO MATTER WHAT: hmm.....
49. HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: Us guys have it way easier
?? DO YOU EVER
50. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: fuck no
51. SAVE MSN CONVERSATIONS: no
52. SAVE E-MAILS: important ones
53. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: yeah that god fellow everyone is talking about
54. WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: Fuck no, here's all manliness
55. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: "mean" isn't the word but we won't get intot hat
56. COLOGNE: Do i ever cologne? yes on a daily basis
57. PERFUME: You stupid bitch
58. KISS: *smoooooooooooooooooooch*
59. ROMANTIC MEMORY: Do i ever romantic memory? fucking organize your survey better humpsnatch
60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: To stop talking to my ex, i get that one a lot
?? HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: Well my best FEMALE friend, yes
62. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: :)
63. Been rejected?: once
64. Been in love?: you asked this already clitbunch, yes 5 times
65. Been in lust?: EVERY DAY
66. Used someone?: no
67. Been used?: ugh, shut the fuck up
68. Cheated on someone?: never
69. Been cheated on?: SHUT UP YES I HAVE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOTEL FIRE
70. Been kissed?: yep
71. Done something you regret? I took this fucking survey hurr
Who was the last person...
72. You touched?: me
73. You talked to?: a co worker
74. You hugged?: mom
75. You instant messaged?: kristin
76. You kissed?: see above
77. You had sex with?: hurr
78. You yelled at?: dogs
79. You laughed with?: ben
80. Who broke your heart?: Brandi
81. Who told you they loved you?: Kristin
Do you..
82. Color your hair? Fuck no that shit is whack home dawg g fly mutha
83. Have tattoos? nope
84. Have piercing? I have two holes in my nose, one at each ear, one that serves as my mouth, one at the tip of my cock and one wedged between the cheeks of my big white american ass. That is enough, I will not be adding any more holes
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? yeah
86. Own a webcam? yeah you can see it at www.tubgirl.com
87. Own a thong? I OWN SLAVES
89. Sprechen sie deutsche? GERMANS ARE KNOWN ONLY FOR OUTRIGHT BRUTAL WARFARE AND BEER
90. Habla espanol? SPEAK ENGLISH SPIC
91. Quack? quackquack? quaaaack? THEY DO ECHO YOU STUPID SHOE SHINING JIM CROW
Have you / do you / are you...
92. Stolen anything? In the past, yes. ssssssssssssooooooooofttwaaaaaaaaaaaare piracy
93. Smoke? Smoking is a poor japanese woman
94. Schizophrenic? huh? who said that?
95. Obsessive? fuck you
96. Compulsive? no fuckFUCKYOUyou
97. Obsessive compulsive? I compulsivly obsess over obsessive compulsives
98. Panic? GAHHHH!!!! >.<
99. Anxiety? what?
100. Depressed? huh??
101. Suicidal? hey
102. Obsessed with hate? THIS IS APALLING
103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? TWICE A DAY
104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? *JIZZ*
105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? In a bed with kristin sleeping :P
107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? a good non-fucked up smile
108. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: If she wasn't a god damned retard
109. Would you marry for money?: fuck no bitch
110. Have you had an orgazm: "ORGAZM" I WIN
111. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: pluck my cock
112. Do you like hairy backs?: I dunno, do you? o.O
113. When was the last time you had a hickey? here's no having of hickeys jewbait
114. Could you live without a computer?: you might as well take my balls
115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..? AIM YOU STUPID FUCK
116. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: MY LIST IS MAXED OUT LIKE YOUR CREDIT CARD PURCHASES FROM LASROD MAGAZINE
117. If you could live in any past, where would it be?: up your ass
119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: shoes are poor
120. What is your favorite fruit?: KOJI
121. Do you eat white bread or white?: THERES NO SENSE
122. What is your favorite place to visit?: PETER BUILT A CUNT FOR MY CYST
123. What is the last movie you saw?: DareDevil
124. Do you kiss on the first date?: why not?
125. Are you photogenic?: *poses stupidly*
126. Do you dream in color or black and white?: COLOR YOU CHEESEJOCKEY
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: Fuck no you damn Kentuckyan. I mean FUCK!!
2. Ran away: From what?
3. Pictured your crush naked: DUHHHHHHHHHH ya fuck
4. Actually seen your crush naked: Close :P
5. Broken someone's heart: no
6. Been in love: I'm currently in love, it's the 5th time
7. Cried when someone died: Yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: HURRRRRR
9. Broken a bone: Of my own? no
10. Drank alcohol: mmm...beer
11. Lied: I never lie and my name is Antonio Banderas
12. Cried in school?: I think once or twice in kindergarden or 1st grade or some shit
WHICH IS BETTER
13. COKE OR PEPSI: Fucking PEPSI you stupid bitch. 24 hours a day. me and my bottle
14. SPRITE OR 7UP: Sprite fucking owns the shit out of 7up with a garden hose
15. GIRLS OR GUYS: HERES ALL PUSSY WORSHIP
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY: Candy of course
17. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: Shaving is poor
18. QUIET OR LOUD: quiet or loud WHAT?
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: for what purpose
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: NONE OF THE ABOVE
21. TALL OR SHORT: My girl is hella short, so you figure it out
22. PANTS OR SHORTS: Pants. Men should know show their legs to people, it should be a crime punishable by a FACEKICK
WITH THE OPPOSITE EITHER SEX
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: Hair
24. LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH: DANCING IS FOR MALLGOTH RAVERS WHO NEED PHYSICAL CONTACT TO BE INDIVIDUAL
25. WORST QUESTION TO ASK: "do you listen to eminem?" No, I have a fucking brain
THE LAST TIME
26. SHOWERED: this morning you stupid bitch
27. HAD SEX: with another person?
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: I'm always having a great time with the opposite sex (*)(*)
WHAT IS
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: HERES NO LUCK OF THE IRISH JEWSLAMMER
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: That person protesting the war, you know
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Got paid
?? FAVORITES
32. COLOR: FAVORITE COLORS ARE FOR FAGS
33. MOVIE: too many to list
34. BOOK: Atlas Shrugged
35. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: HERES NO SCHOOL ASSBURGLAR
36. JUICE: ORANGE YOU STUPID BITCH
37. CARS: the kind that work
38. ICE CREAM: anything with candy in it
39. DAY: THE DAY IS GAY
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: EGGS YOU DUMB WHORE
42. PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: Bed :P
?? WHO
43. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Brendon or Ben
44. MAKES YOU SMILE: Kristin
45. GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: Kristin
46. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: most of the girls I know and one guy *shudder*
WHO?
47. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: My girlfriend
48. CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER NO MATTER WHAT: hmm.....
49. HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: Us guys have it way easier
?? DO YOU EVER
50. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: fuck no
51. SAVE MSN CONVERSATIONS: no
52. SAVE E-MAILS: important ones
53. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: yeah that god fellow everyone is talking about
54. WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: Fuck no, here's all manliness
55. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: "mean" isn't the word but we won't get intot hat
56. COLOGNE: Do i ever cologne? yes on a daily basis
57. PERFUME: You stupid bitch
58. KISS: *smoooooooooooooooooooch*
59. ROMANTIC MEMORY: Do i ever romantic memory? fucking organize your survey better humpsnatch
60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: To stop talking to my ex, i get that one a lot
?? HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: Well my best FEMALE friend, yes
62. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: :)
63. Been rejected?: once
64. Been in love?: you asked this already clitbunch, yes 5 times
65. Been in lust?: EVERY DAY
66. Used someone?: no
67. Been used?: ugh, shut the fuck up
68. Cheated on someone?: never
69. Been cheated on?: SHUT UP YES I HAVE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOTEL FIRE
70. Been kissed?: yep
71. Done something you regret? I took this fucking survey hurr
Who was the last person...
72. You touched?: me
73. You talked to?: a co worker
74. You hugged?: mom
75. You instant messaged?: kristin
76. You kissed?: see above
77. You had sex with?: hurr
78. You yelled at?: dogs
79. You laughed with?: ben
80. Who broke your heart?: Brandi
81. Who told you they loved you?: Kristin
Do you..
82. Color your hair? Fuck no that shit is whack home dawg g fly mutha
83. Have tattoos? nope
84. Have piercing? I have two holes in my nose, one at each ear, one that serves as my mouth, one at the tip of my cock and one wedged between the cheeks of my big white american ass. That is enough, I will not be adding any more holes
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? yeah
86. Own a webcam? yeah you can see it at www.tubgirl.com
87. Own a thong? I OWN SLAVES
89. Sprechen sie deutsche? GERMANS ARE KNOWN ONLY FOR OUTRIGHT BRUTAL WARFARE AND BEER
90. Habla espanol? SPEAK ENGLISH SPIC
91. Quack? quackquack? quaaaack? THEY DO ECHO YOU STUPID SHOE SHINING JIM CROW
Have you / do you / are you...
92. Stolen anything? In the past, yes. ssssssssssssooooooooofttwaaaaaaaaaaaare piracy
93. Smoke? Smoking is a poor japanese woman
94. Schizophrenic? huh? who said that?
95. Obsessive? fuck you
96. Compulsive? no fuckFUCKYOUyou
97. Obsessive compulsive? I compulsivly obsess over obsessive compulsives
98. Panic? GAHHHH!!!! >.<
99. Anxiety? what?
100. Depressed? huh??
101. Suicidal? hey
102. Obsessed with hate? THIS IS APALLING
103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? TWICE A DAY
104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? *JIZZ*
105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? In a bed with kristin sleeping :P
107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? a good non-fucked up smile
108. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: If she wasn't a god damned retard
109. Would you marry for money?: fuck no bitch
110. Have you had an orgazm: "ORGAZM" I WIN
111. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: pluck my cock
112. Do you like hairy backs?: I dunno, do you? o.O
113. When was the last time you had a hickey? here's no having of hickeys jewbait
114. Could you live without a computer?: you might as well take my balls
115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..? AIM YOU STUPID FUCK
116. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: MY LIST IS MAXED OUT LIKE YOUR CREDIT CARD PURCHASES FROM LASROD MAGAZINE
117. If you could live in any past, where would it be?: up your ass
119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: shoes are poor
120. What is your favorite fruit?: KOJI
121. Do you eat white bread or white?: THERES NO SENSE
122. What is your favorite place to visit?: PETER BUILT A CUNT FOR MY CYST
123. What is the last movie you saw?: DareDevil
124. Do you kiss on the first date?: why not?
125. Are you photogenic?: *poses stupidly*
126. Do you dream in color or black and white?: COLOR YOU CHEESEJOCKEY