The perfect insult barage/rant
You guys will fucking LOVE this.
Ever get pissed at someone and want to send a barrage of insults at them that will render them speechless and dripping with goat sweat...but can't think of anything? Use this, go ahead and paste it directly to them, you certainly have my permission.
And away we go:
I raped your mother, and you stood there grinning, waiting for a turn. You just couldn't wait to get your two incher into that rat infested fuckhole, humpcheese. You give scum a bad name. Fuckdick, penisbutt, rectal licking pansy!
I hope you die of bubonic superaids, you dirty piece of shit, come over here and kiss my ring, then kiss my ass. Slime sucking duck fucking horntoad licking shit eating donkey fisting crap munching cum guzzling nipple twisting scrotal itching dust mite.
You hump dead dogs and like it you sick twisted fuck, i hope they put you in jail in a cell with a forty two year old gay man with three nipples and a ten inch prick. You know you're gonna be someone's prison bitch eventually so might as well pack lots of tissues for your bleeding ass cum-quat.
Fuckola fucky mcfucking senior! I spit on your back while you're down and you beg for more. You voted for nader you stupid fuck, why don't you get a job as a wal-mart greeter and maybe if you drool enough old ladies will give you a penny.
FAG.
This has been a public service announcement, feel free to use this at any time.
Also, i bought a "universal" rf switch, I put that shit in quotes becuase it only works on gamecube, n64, x-box, ps1 and ps2. Why the fuck would it work on the N64 but not the dreamcast? The dreamcast and the ps1 were the ONLY systems I have that I don't have a rf switch for and therefore can't play in my room. Oh well. I moved the ps1 and dreamcast in here, and I'll use the universal thing for the n64 cube and ps1. the snes and nes have one and the saturn has one. I also ordered a dreamcast one off of ebay.
w00t.
EDIT: I realize I said "two inch cock" somewhere in there, if the person you're doing this to is female feel free to say "rotted strapon" instead
Ever get pissed at someone and want to send a barrage of insults at them that will render them speechless and dripping with goat sweat...but can't think of anything? Use this, go ahead and paste it directly to them, you certainly have my permission.
And away we go:
I raped your mother, and you stood there grinning, waiting for a turn. You just couldn't wait to get your two incher into that rat infested fuckhole, humpcheese. You give scum a bad name. Fuckdick, penisbutt, rectal licking pansy!
I hope you die of bubonic superaids, you dirty piece of shit, come over here and kiss my ring, then kiss my ass. Slime sucking duck fucking horntoad licking shit eating donkey fisting crap munching cum guzzling nipple twisting scrotal itching dust mite.
You hump dead dogs and like it you sick twisted fuck, i hope they put you in jail in a cell with a forty two year old gay man with three nipples and a ten inch prick. You know you're gonna be someone's prison bitch eventually so might as well pack lots of tissues for your bleeding ass cum-quat.
Fuckola fucky mcfucking senior! I spit on your back while you're down and you beg for more. You voted for nader you stupid fuck, why don't you get a job as a wal-mart greeter and maybe if you drool enough old ladies will give you a penny.
FAG.
This has been a public service announcement, feel free to use this at any time.
Also, i bought a "universal" rf switch, I put that shit in quotes becuase it only works on gamecube, n64, x-box, ps1 and ps2. Why the fuck would it work on the N64 but not the dreamcast? The dreamcast and the ps1 were the ONLY systems I have that I don't have a rf switch for and therefore can't play in my room. Oh well. I moved the ps1 and dreamcast in here, and I'll use the universal thing for the n64 cube and ps1. the snes and nes have one and the saturn has one. I also ordered a dreamcast one off of ebay.
w00t.
EDIT: I realize I said "two inch cock" somewhere in there, if the person you're doing this to is female feel free to say "rotted strapon" instead