Well, shit.

[necrotas]

I was at church this morning, and my Sunday School teacher asks his wife what the expiration date on his drivers license is. For a lark, I decide to check mine. "Let's see, mine expires... two weeks ago." Oh yes. As it turns out, it expired on my birthday, August 28. What does this mean? That I'll be driving extra careful for a while as I try to get it renewed.

So Stephanie? If I start speeding, hit me.