Snapper turtle eggs taste like hairy lou rawls, not that I know what that tastes like.
The Last of Steven:
Last album you bought - Sleep's Holy Mountain, quite possible the single heaviest album ever made. Ever since I saw those two kids ridding over the hill on bikes and they played the beggining of "Dragonaught" I have been fucking obsessed.
Last Movie you saw - Batman Begins with Holly tonight at the $1.50 theatre. People fucking clapped at the end which was acceptable since it is a fucking awesome movie.
Last Book you read - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. I'm on this big kick about reading books from movies i've already seen, but only if the book was written before the movie. I'm reading American Psycho right now and finished Fight Club before I read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I am really fucking boring!
Last Person I saw - Holly when I left her house after we played video games for an hour after the movie which was after we ate backyard burger which was after I payed all my bill that are due from this check, which was after I worked an hour and half later since I thought my boss was mad at me even though we ate breakfast this morning and she brought me a shirt back from Philadelphia. So now you know...lifes lessons taught me well, and I have no hope(Guess which song that is and I'll send you a free gift which will not include fecies or rodent bowels which were released upon emergency evacuation orders)
Last Person I wished I could be - The fucking Punisher as lame as that sounds. I mean, how cool would that be? To just run around and kill people with all kinds of specialized black market weapons in a trench coat and combat boots. I mean, no weird get ups, just a trench coat, black clothes, boots, and a sleavless shirt with a narly fucking skull on it. The Punisher is everything every person should be. If your doing something ask "Would the Punisher be doing this?" and unless your mowing down an army of italian mafia types with an M-60 in a way that would give rambo a stiffy, the answer is probably that you should just punch yourself in the dick and become an alcoholic.
Last DVD I Bought - The Machinist. This movie is so fucking amazing it will consume your fucking soul just from looking at it in the video store. Not only does Chloe Sevigny suck off a drunk mule in the beggining of the movie, but then Christian Bale shoves a rat up Richard Geere's ass and sews it shut and lets the rat eat its way out. I mean, fuck!
*none of that really happened in this otherwise great movie. You should still see it though.
Other then that the weeks been kind of weird. Nothing much has happened. I didn't sleep much this weekend. We went to the Greek Festival and ate and saw a bunch of shit. It was pretty cool. Then we went to manifest and I bought Sodom's "Mortal Way of Live", Sleep's Holy Mountain, and of course "The Machinist" on DVD. I ate a good turkey lunch with my mom, grandma, and fiance and then beat the shit out of Mortal Kombat Deception when I realized I had it on medium. I then changed it to "Pussy" and beat the game within an inch of its life. I have a show in two days. I guess I better get ready.
Why couldn't I have gone to a school like this?