Your results:
You are Catwoman
Catwoman
90%
Green Lantern
85%
Batman
80%
Superman
80%
Spider-Man
75%
Iron Man
70%
Hulk
70%
Supergirl
60%
The Flash
55%
Robin
52%
Wonder Woman
50%
You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test one time in the vagina of the whale, well after the sun had set, i was jogging around the shore and some neighborhoods dressed in my black hoodie. i stopped when i heard a mexican man yell at me, "hey holmes, you stealin something!?!" i replied, "i'm fucking batman!" and then ran off. and now the double entendre comes full circle.
i almost got green lantern. consider yourselves lucky, because i doubt you want me yelling the green lantern oath when drunk.
like this...
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
how awesome is this...
"On worlds afar or scenes at home,
wherever the cause should make me roam,
always I vow to fight the good fight--
to combat evil with all Green Lantern's might!""
even better...
"The cosmos through,
in every part,
one thing endures:
a loving heart.
Against the knaves
who'd quell this song
Green Lanterns stand,
to right the wrong!"