A very merry contest announcement
Ali's busy peeling potatoes, so she asked me to do this award ceremony thing. So good of her to let me use my own journal. *scowls*
First of all, a round of applause for our intrepid participants. You all flunked marvelously.
The person who flunked the least, however, was none other than our resident banshee, who scored a comparably impressive but still rather dismal 55%. It is thus with great honor and chagrin that I name BeBe the 2006 Quote King. I never thought I'd say this, banshee, but congratulations. When you're snarfing down your prize, try not to eat the bag or the wrappers.
"There's no beef in this."
-Spike, Cowboy Bebop
"It walked on my pillow!"
-Buster, Arrested Development
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
-Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
"Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night."
-Steve, Coupling
"I don't feel drunk..."
-Leonard Shelby, Memento
"'When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.' The benefits of a classical education."
-Hans Gruber, Die Hard
"Ed, kill the Queen!"
-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
"Big buttery moon up there...sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint real hard..."
-Tom Servo, Mitchell (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
"You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian."
-Bela Lugusi, Ed Wood
"Lou, give me a milk. Chocolate."
-George McFly, Back to the Future
Merry Christmas to all and to all, stop egging my office door!
-Nini, Noble Necromancer
First of all, a round of applause for our intrepid participants. You all flunked marvelously.
The person who flunked the least, however, was none other than our resident banshee, who scored a comparably impressive but still rather dismal 55%. It is thus with great honor and chagrin that I name BeBe the 2006 Quote King. I never thought I'd say this, banshee, but congratulations. When you're snarfing down your prize, try not to eat the bag or the wrappers.
"There's no beef in this."
-Spike, Cowboy Bebop
"It walked on my pillow!"
-Buster, Arrested Development
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
-Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
"Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night."
-Steve, Coupling
"I don't feel drunk..."
-Leonard Shelby, Memento
"'When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.' The benefits of a classical education."
-Hans Gruber, Die Hard
"Ed, kill the Queen!"
-Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
"Big buttery moon up there...sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint real hard..."
-Tom Servo, Mitchell (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
"You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian."
-Bela Lugusi, Ed Wood
"Lou, give me a milk. Chocolate."
-George McFly, Back to the Future
Merry Christmas to all and to all, stop egging my office door!
-Nini, Noble Necromancer