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When a girl says she is a virgin and it would be really special to her for you to take her virginity and then when you're in bed she pulls off the Flying-Guadalupe as you push forward into a Southern Trespass while Donkey Punching her calling out her sister's name and then when you're about to blow your load you pull out, spin her around and get it in her left nostril and all she says is "I love you"......
she probably isn't a virgin.
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she probably isn't a virgin.
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