"tehsis"

[necrogeography]

So here I am with my thesis draft. Red ink in comma form peppers my draft. I read on Cnn.com that red ink is bad for my self esteem or some such crap. Would I feel better if Pancho had used a purple pen? I don't think so.

I feel stupid. Or Stooopeeeed. Stimpy stupid! Oh god.

How is it that I haven't failed out of Reed yet? I wonder if it is due to somebody feeling really bad for me, or somebody just wanting to fuck with me.

I want to serve Macaroni and Cheese at my wedding. I'll have vegan mac and cheese as well.

And now, a Christmas standard.

LET'S HAVE A PATRICK SWAYZE CHRISTMAS
(Michael J. Nelson)

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.

And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!

I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!

La la la laa ha HAAA!

Dolphins don't wear pants.