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I did a 20 question personality test...And it looks like I am a Wacky Emotional Constructive Follower. Wow wee
Anyway's in other news about me and my wonderful life...
I have sore hands. I worked all week. Actual real life work. Just like a real life man my age. Working with men. Real work type men. With hands that are probably so tough they don't even get sore anymore. I don't really think im cut out for that work shit. I think I have a problem with my Y chromosomes. I know I have Y chromosomes. I just think that they are lazy and don't let me be tough like the men at work.
And I just got back from watching my Mother show my three year old brother where shit goes. (the toilet for all you un-toilet trained people out there in LJ world) The little tyke shit his new spiderman undies. Im so jealous. Not about him shitting his jocks or Mum actually toilet training him, but the fact that my little brother has spiderman undies. Whats the point in making cool undies for little punks that are just going to shit in them anyways? I wish they made spiderman underoo's for fat kids so I could wear some spidey undies. It sucks. I thought there was suppost to be some sort of obesity problem in Australia. Obviously kids aren't fat enough if you ask me because their not making any cool undies that I can fit into. They should ditch that stupid get fit program that the government is organizing. Instead of 2 hours of phys Ed after school they should create a subject called "junk food connoisseurship" where students can spend 2 hours eating junk food and discussing all the finer qualities of a cheeseburger or whatever. Then maybe the little fucks will get fat enough for underwear manufacturers to decide to make some big fucking underwear that I can fit into.
Well that's all that's happening at the moment. (im lieing)
Bye friends
Anyway's in other news about me and my wonderful life...
I have sore hands. I worked all week. Actual real life work. Just like a real life man my age. Working with men. Real work type men. With hands that are probably so tough they don't even get sore anymore. I don't really think im cut out for that work shit. I think I have a problem with my Y chromosomes. I know I have Y chromosomes. I just think that they are lazy and don't let me be tough like the men at work.
And I just got back from watching my Mother show my three year old brother where shit goes. (the toilet for all you un-toilet trained people out there in LJ world) The little tyke shit his new spiderman undies. Im so jealous. Not about him shitting his jocks or Mum actually toilet training him, but the fact that my little brother has spiderman undies. Whats the point in making cool undies for little punks that are just going to shit in them anyways? I wish they made spiderman underoo's for fat kids so I could wear some spidey undies. It sucks. I thought there was suppost to be some sort of obesity problem in Australia. Obviously kids aren't fat enough if you ask me because their not making any cool undies that I can fit into. They should ditch that stupid get fit program that the government is organizing. Instead of 2 hours of phys Ed after school they should create a subject called "junk food connoisseurship" where students can spend 2 hours eating junk food and discussing all the finer qualities of a cheeseburger or whatever. Then maybe the little fucks will get fat enough for underwear manufacturers to decide to make some big fucking underwear that I can fit into.
Well that's all that's happening at the moment. (im lieing)
Bye friends