Pitty dee loddy f*ckin Da
So i met this chap tonight and out of nowhere the bugga swings on me.
so i pull back whilst setting down my drink
dive unda. and swing my left into his face.
my fist hits ground, knocking something loose
which to me is the more important part of this novel.
See, this little piggy decided hittin the opposite sex was the prime
idea of the evening. And me being a moral, scruppulous kind of guy
don't put up with this sorta thing. but enough retrospect.
he stumbles back and i jump up and slam em into the pool table
and he screams like he's five and his old man is slappin em some.
Now i go to bang on his brow some more but i get swapped from the rear
i turn to defend me back, and a big wanker with "security" on his blouse
pulls me back and screams "the cops are comming lets get you outa here"
he procedes then to throw me out the back door. wherst he continues to elaborate
that "i saw the whole thing, that was fuckin awesome. but you'll go to jail!!"
so my mate grabs my brain bucket, i jump on my bike, and continue home
what a rush
so i pull back whilst setting down my drink
dive unda. and swing my left into his face.
my fist hits ground, knocking something loose
which to me is the more important part of this novel.
See, this little piggy decided hittin the opposite sex was the prime
idea of the evening. And me being a moral, scruppulous kind of guy
don't put up with this sorta thing. but enough retrospect.
he stumbles back and i jump up and slam em into the pool table
and he screams like he's five and his old man is slappin em some.
Now i go to bang on his brow some more but i get swapped from the rear
i turn to defend me back, and a big wanker with "security" on his blouse
pulls me back and screams "the cops are comming lets get you outa here"
he procedes then to throw me out the back door. wherst he continues to elaborate
that "i saw the whole thing, that was fuckin awesome. but you'll go to jail!!"
so my mate grabs my brain bucket, i jump on my bike, and continue home
what a rush