May 10, 2004 20:34
I would like to break from my regular poetic repertoire to make an announcement to the world:
My name is Ariel N Wortzman.
My name is not Ariel N. Wortzman.
Can you tell the difference??? N stands for nothing. Why can't anybody learn?! So the point is, if you want to pretend that you know me at all, please don't dot the N, I beg you.