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Seventeen: Czekloslovakia
A recent consensus pooled from all across the country has found that children are spending too much time under the authority of their parents, and are not developing into individuals. This has been causing a lot of recent problems including: an increase of teen runaways, suicide, parental murder (homicide), lewd and immoral behaviour, ludicrous clothing, and tattoo's and even bug transformation.
It's a crazy world outside, but parents just aren't exposing their kids to it. They aren't letting their children go off on their own to face the world and encounter their own problems. This leaves them socially deficient and apparently deformed. These social problems have been addressed in other articles a number of times.
All of them, with the exception of bug transformation. Instead rather, this is a new trend that is happening more and more frequently. Sadly, it is happening to the best of them too. The most common cases we come across when looking at bug transformation, occurs in the talent industry. Young children and teens are going crazy over the difficult lives their beguiling parents lead them into and then push them around in. Therefore often time's young pageant stars, that are being moved around from place to place, in costume to costume, always being forced to perfect that one skill they have, go crazy and erupt into bugdom, the state of being a bug. Another major reason they transform into bugs is because their parents pit their children against each other in multi-generation family feuds, or just because the other children are competing against theirs. This leaves them agitated and weary and they start arguing with their parents and fighting with their competition. Eventually they become so frightening that they start to resemble two bugs snapping at each other in a sprawl over food or a mate or something of the like. At this point people have reported that they start to change forms into a bug. For some odd reason the parents don't transform into the bug as well. it's some kind of problem that this new generation is going to face alone, if we don't help them.
There is another breed of bugs has been affecting the Mormon population as it has turned a large number of Mormon teen's into bugs. Mormons are typically a peaceful, god-fearing people who are very protective of their children and develop their children into bright young citizens who could go on to do very well. however often times it seems as if
[once the bright and mighty young kids of the new generation. They are usually the kids who spend way too much time under the watchful eye of their parents. Thus, in most cases they become very accelerated their studies but never learn the skills of socializing. They remain hidden from life because their parents cant stand to let them go to parties, go on dates and their religion It is for this reason that a vast number of Mormon teens have become bugs.]
Similar to the Mormon transformation, we have recently encountered a new breed of bug. To the best of our knowledge, there has only been one case of it, by a man named Gregor Samsa. We were lucky in finding out about his case because we were able to attain a lot of detailed information based on a second-hand report we received from a close friend of his, Franz Kafka. We’ve classified him as a new member of the bug family Mormonia, because he has the legs of a millipede where the others Mormonia have wings. For the later part of the article we look at what Kafka had to say about the events leading up to his transformation.
Gregor was a great guy! And it's really ashamed what happened to him. He was a great young guy, and had a lot of potential. He was interested in becoming an amazing painter and had kept some of his greatest in his room. He treasured painting as much as our relationship. that was always what he loved to do best. I feel it was the only place he felt that he could truly express himself. Unfortunately, his father got himself into debt when his failing business venture went bankrupt and was run into debt. If he hadn’t been such a lazy bumpkin and would have gotten another job, then Gregor, would probably still be here, today. Instead he had Gregor take over as head of the family, so that Gregor could work off the debt his father created. This created an impediment on his future, but I never thought it would have been the death of him. Gregor was going to go to a Conservatory of the Arts and later, once he got his job was going help his sister too, by paying her educational fee at the Conservatory to propel her talent on the Violin. The result of his actions left Gregor working a restless job, which got him no where, gave him nothing to look forward to, and had him edgy his strict company. He traveled day in, and day out, pushing business contracts left and right, and went from hotel to hotel; never making strong connections with any of the people he met. This left him craving friendship. He was doing it for quite a while; five years (how long was his dad retired for) now and I guess the hatred toward it all and the drone ness of his job got to him. What a day when people have break downs in the form of physical change, well, such a radical change.
So once I got over this change I started to think about why god might do this. I wondered to myself over and over again, what lesson could He be trying to teach His people?
A recent consensus pooled from all across the country has found that children are spending too much time under the authority of their parents, and are not developing into individuals. This has been causing a lot of recent problems including: an increase of teen runaways, suicide, parental murder (homicide), lewd and immoral behaviour, ludicrous clothing, and tattoo's and even bug transformation.
It's a crazy world outside, but parents just aren't exposing their kids to it. They aren't letting their children go off on their own to face the world and encounter their own problems. This leaves them socially deficient and apparently deformed. These social problems have been addressed in other articles a number of times.
All of them, with the exception of bug transformation. Instead rather, this is a new trend that is happening more and more frequently. Sadly, it is happening to the best of them too. The most common cases we come across when looking at bug transformation, occurs in the talent industry. Young children and teens are going crazy over the difficult lives their beguiling parents lead them into and then push them around in. Therefore often time's young pageant stars, that are being moved around from place to place, in costume to costume, always being forced to perfect that one skill they have, go crazy and erupt into bugdom, the state of being a bug. Another major reason they transform into bugs is because their parents pit their children against each other in multi-generation family feuds, or just because the other children are competing against theirs. This leaves them agitated and weary and they start arguing with their parents and fighting with their competition. Eventually they become so frightening that they start to resemble two bugs snapping at each other in a sprawl over food or a mate or something of the like. At this point people have reported that they start to change forms into a bug. For some odd reason the parents don't transform into the bug as well. it's some kind of problem that this new generation is going to face alone, if we don't help them.
There is another breed of bugs has been affecting the Mormon population as it has turned a large number of Mormon teen's into bugs. Mormons are typically a peaceful, god-fearing people who are very protective of their children and develop their children into bright young citizens who could go on to do very well. however often times it seems as if
[once the bright and mighty young kids of the new generation. They are usually the kids who spend way too much time under the watchful eye of their parents. Thus, in most cases they become very accelerated their studies but never learn the skills of socializing. They remain hidden from life because their parents cant stand to let them go to parties, go on dates and their religion It is for this reason that a vast number of Mormon teens have become bugs.]
Similar to the Mormon transformation, we have recently encountered a new breed of bug. To the best of our knowledge, there has only been one case of it, by a man named Gregor Samsa. We were lucky in finding out about his case because we were able to attain a lot of detailed information based on a second-hand report we received from a close friend of his, Franz Kafka. We’ve classified him as a new member of the bug family Mormonia, because he has the legs of a millipede where the others Mormonia have wings. For the later part of the article we look at what Kafka had to say about the events leading up to his transformation.
Gregor was a great guy! And it's really ashamed what happened to him. He was a great young guy, and had a lot of potential. He was interested in becoming an amazing painter and had kept some of his greatest in his room. He treasured painting as much as our relationship. that was always what he loved to do best. I feel it was the only place he felt that he could truly express himself. Unfortunately, his father got himself into debt when his failing business venture went bankrupt and was run into debt. If he hadn’t been such a lazy bumpkin and would have gotten another job, then Gregor, would probably still be here, today. Instead he had Gregor take over as head of the family, so that Gregor could work off the debt his father created. This created an impediment on his future, but I never thought it would have been the death of him. Gregor was going to go to a Conservatory of the Arts and later, once he got his job was going help his sister too, by paying her educational fee at the Conservatory to propel her talent on the Violin. The result of his actions left Gregor working a restless job, which got him no where, gave him nothing to look forward to, and had him edgy his strict company. He traveled day in, and day out, pushing business contracts left and right, and went from hotel to hotel; never making strong connections with any of the people he met. This left him craving friendship. He was doing it for quite a while; five years (how long was his dad retired for) now and I guess the hatred toward it all and the drone ness of his job got to him. What a day when people have break downs in the form of physical change, well, such a radical change.
So once I got over this change I started to think about why god might do this. I wondered to myself over and over again, what lesson could He be trying to teach His people?